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If Cuomo wins again, I've had it with you people. Consider yourself on blast, New York! I'm serious, there's other M&M stores I can go to.

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Nice Simpsons reference in this morning's Connections!

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A sneak peek at the new “Home Alone“ reboot!

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Fuck Uber. I just deleted their app off my phone (will use Lyft... for now). Also deleted my profile on both Uber and Postmates. I hate Grubhub, but will have to go back to using those idiots again.

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The FBI should do their job and arrest this guy: www.cnn.com/2025/06/13/u...

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"Liberate this city from socialists and burdensome leadership." If that's not regime change, I don't know what to tell you. The inflection point is now.

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If anybody gets in trouble for snatching a mask from an ICE guy, just explain that you confused them for a Scooby Doo villain.

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Are you feeling hopeless? A rare, sincere post from me about the world, how it sucks and what you can do to feel better. The Filipkowski Method® pizzabetes.substack.com/p/the-filipk...

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One of the hardest things for me to deal with about this situation is the realization that so many people I once respected are perfectly fine with flushing democracy down the toilet.

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Another shitty day to try and write jokes.

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Our only hope: youtu.be/uwvAgDCOdU4?...

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Remember: “I was just following orders” doesn’t hold up in court!

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I knew it was over for ABC when Carrie underwood joined American Idol and they started doing Christian songs.

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I’m opening a noodle soup restaurant with a punny name called “Pho Coff” because hopefully it will go out of business then I won’t have to run a restaurant anymore.

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It’s like if AIDS and cancer were battling for the presidency.

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Bannon says Musk and Republicans in Congress are lying about the deficit numbers in their budget, and the only way to reduce the debt significantly is to increase taxes on the wealthy: “You’re going to have to raise taxes.”

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Look, I have a free substack. Go read this story, it's about my terrible name that nobody can pronounce. It's mildly amusing. While you are there, go subscribe. It's also free. Totally free for full membership. Just do it. Get off social media for a while! pizzabetes.substack.com/p/quit-hoggi...

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This needs to happen in every neighborhood in America

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Ironically, chicken tacos are one of the more healthier varieties.

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"If we turn American Idol into a church service, there's no way Trump can sue us!"

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You can sue for this?? Why didn't his mom just take them off and make him eat the burger anyway? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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So nobody remembers when the first Lilo & Stitch came out and every parent in the world would constantly complain about how annoying Stitch was?

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Has anybody tried to make a ringtone in 2025? It's ridiculously complicated.

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Man, I can't heart these posts about that plantation burning down fast enough! My finger needs a break! (that's what she said)

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#NeverForgetJanuary6th

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People freak out over "Idiocracy," but Mike Judge was predicting what America would look long before then.

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The American Dream 2025: have somebody record you being racist and then when everybody rightfully ostracizes you, start a fundraiser to "relocate your family" "for their safety" from "the woke mob" and get rich.

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Germans in the 30s: "Well, you can say Nazis are evil, because they got 49% of the vote!"

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Do you think Germans in the 30s were like, "Hey, can you believe what this Hitler fella said this time? We should do something about him!"

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"Holy crap! ICE and DHS just produced that footage proving their allegations that elderly members of Congress violently stormed the Delaney Hall Detention Center!" Really? No, of course not.

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I have a sinking feeling that when justice does come, it's going to be a let down compared to what happens in my fantasies. I think a lot of these people are just gonna live out their years with their grandkids and kid themselves that they never did anything wrong.

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I applaud the President for firing Carla Hayden. A few months ago, I dropped off my kids at the Library of Congress and when I picked them up, they told me that not only had they watched a drag queen story hour, but they had checked out several age-inappropriate books!

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Is there anything more embarrassingly optimistic than "Right here, right now," by Jesus Jones?

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This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.

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So this is another "Cool Pope" and not a "Molest-y Pope," right?

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When I moved to LA, I was still covered under my parent's insurance and Aetna or whoever sent me to a doctor who just happened to be based at the LA LGBT center. They do great and important work and it's just a shame that people can't be decent human beings. www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/l...

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#metgala tip: Slip an AirTag into your pocket, a lot of feather-covered zoot suits look alike.

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I'm enjoying Andor but when are the Ewoks going to make an appearance? It's their home planet ffs!

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