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avid fan of music, fiction, science, TTRPGs, spiders, and other generally interesting things; chronically online; semicolon supremacist Bluesky rhymes with brewski and posts on here are called skeets you cannot change my mind Don't ask me about the mail
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Went on a nature walk and saw so many bumblebees. Fucking love bumblebees. Also some cool ants, birds, and exactly two (2) spiders. Though one of those was a mama wolf spider with an egg sac so I guess that makes up for the lack otherwise.

Eating a £10m loss to keep him away from Chelsea is literally the best decision Levy has ever made.

Dear G_d, if Ange calls his shot and delivers, BUILD THE FUCKING STATUE AND NAME THE STADIUM AFTER HIM!

G'night, people of Earth, from me, Micky van de Ven's legendary clearance, and the look on the faces of Vicario and Romero.

Oscillating between “I’m the most exhausted a person has ever been” and “I could fight God rn.” Don’t ever support a football club

NUMBER OF TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TROPHIES WON BY HARRY KANE: 0 NUMBER OF TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR TROPHIES WON BY SON HEUNG-MIN: 1 THAT'S JUST MATH

ANGE (and I cannot stress this enough) IN

PUNDITS CAN RETIRE THE TERM "SPURSY" FOREVER KTHXBAI

TOTTENHAM ARE THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Well I never thought I’d see the day. Tottenham Hotspur win the Europa League.

SPURS!!!! I’m so happy for Son

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

OH WHAT A NIGHT WINNING FINALS ON A WEDNESDAY NIGHT YOU’RE AT HOME BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING SHITE OH WHAT A FEELING WHAT A NIGHT

THANKS SPURS SON'S CRYING (COMPLIMENTARY)

The lucky telly! COYS I love you all! 💙💙💙

BRENNAN JOHNSON ONLY KNOW CHARGE HIS PHONE, EAT HOT CHIP AND SCORE TAP IN

Guys... Could we? #COYS

Hoping for a moment to eclipse this magic today

Happy Wednesday

I only bust out the jersey for special occasions COME ON YOU SPURS

If you get the chance, absolutely go see Parliament-Funkadelic live. It's a party and a concert all in one and I've never been in a more diverse crowd nor had so much fun in public as I have at any P-Funk show

what randy's doing here is actually a sales technique that dates all the way back to the middle ages. google "randy pitchford medieval times" if you want to see him talk about it

Unsolicited Mick Pic

I keep thinking how easy it would be for a journalist to write a piece about how cool it is that two English clubs suffering through genuinely awful league seasons are able to play for a major European trophy this year.

Sometimes people tell me "your bugs will never love you", like it's some kind of gotcha. I like living things for what they are inherently, not because they provide me some reciprocal service or personal benefit. Do you throw plants in the garbage when they stop flowering or something?

Bionicle didn't have to make a big titty goth girl children's toy (nor did they have to make her a mommy dom in the lore but I didn't pick up on that part as a kid; I was too focused on the horde of spiders she commanded)

Honestly so glad I took up refereeing again a few years ago. I used to get upset that I'd miss so many Spurs games because I was reffing youth soccer but this season I'm glad to have an excuse not to watch. Otherwise I'd probably just be repeating this as a mantra while gulping down gin and tonic