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COMEDY WRITER. See Opus Moreschi’s ‘writerz.’ YouTube: ‘Eric Winer’s What I Did On My Pandemic Vacation.’ LYRICIST: ‘Bojangles Of Harlem.’ Portland, Brooklyn, etc.
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Republicans? Yes. And have you ever noticed… they have the worst breath imaginable? Like, other-worldly awful? Seemingly biologically (and chemically) not even possible? Yet there it is alright. A dense, unrelenting fog of apocalyptic Armageddon. Woof!

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Given that being an evil genius might make one a super villain, I’m now thinking there’s an upside to my lot in life as a semi-virtuous dimwit.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Dunno. But clearly both ain’t kosher.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Based on empirical and anecdotal research, my most popular posts seem to be short n' unsweetly mean. So have a nice f’n day ya ratbastards! Too long? As they say on St. Patty’s Day, “Pogue Mahone.” With all due respect and in the nicest way possible, of course.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Cornered In The Oval Office. Nothing like being bullied and bullshitted by the dumbest guy in the room and his brown-nosing, douchebag, soulless lackey.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The TESLA dealership/service center in my hood is 2 miles north of our Holocaust Center Museum. WTANF?

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

There is mob rule. And there is being ruled by ‘The Mob.’ We got both.

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THIS JUST IN: Canada has renamed The Detroit River ‘The Gulf Of Tim Hortons.’

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“And on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, and 7th day - God rested… and played golf… having three of those well-grilled kosher dogs with all the trimmings at every turn.”

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Say what you will about Elon; he was totally ‘Steppin’ Out’ on his 1982 ‘Night and Day’ album!

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Throwing Shade And Then Some: Definitely shifting to egg beaters when letting those at the mic know what I think about their divisive shit. Politics aside, I will not be priced out of the right to be an immature dick.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

GREAT WHITE NORTH TARIFF WAR? Great. Now the price of ginger ale, malt vinegar, and CCM's are gonna go higher than the nosebleed seats where you can't even see if the lamp's lit, eh?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Trump has signaled that if he can’t get rid of The Dept. Of Education completely, he’ll at least change its name to ‘The Gulf Of DeVos.’

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Michigan U.S. Senator Gary Peters is retiring after his term expires. A relatively good Senator, but (from personal experience at polite society soirees) a relatively lousy parlor game player. Dude couldn't 'Name That Tune' to save his constituents' lives!

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Guaranteed Super Bowl Odds: Me minus money.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Captain Fantastic & The Brown Nose Cowboy?

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, did Tom Brady ever play football?

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

The Washington Nationals just announced that they were told for Opening Day, Elon Musk’s gonna throw out the first ‘Heil!’

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

They should allow hockey fights in politics. Oh, my-bad; they do (See Jan. 6 and the waived minor penalty-box visits).

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Rumor is that Trump’s also gonna pardon anyone who beat Bobby Flay.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Forget the Gulf of Mexico, Trump wants to change the name of the sun to 'That thing that revolves around me!'

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

People are people, so why should it be you and I have to get along with a President who’s such a huge f’n racist, homophobic, misogynist, Nazi, asshole?

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

ESPN: “The $27 sandwich that is taking The Australian Open by storm” And we thought eggs were expensive here!

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I woulda gone with: The Gulf Of Texas-Louisiana-Mississippi-Alabama-And F'n Florida The Gulf Of Pumpkin Spice Lattes (Seasonal) The Gulf Of Racist Redneck Rat-Bastards The Gulf Of Sweet Tea N' Sweet Revenge The Gulf Of Golf Resorts For Trickle-Down Douche-Bags And That's A Big F'n Water Hazard!

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, but nobody pardoned the 1500 farts Trump incited during yesterday’s inauguration. @funnyordie.com @comedycentral.bsky.social

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Small victory; at least he’s not sporting a ‘guggenschlahzen (Hitler moustache)?

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Not one of Trump’s cabinet nominees has the IQ of an actual cabinet. What do you mean ‘Laminate or wood?’

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Considering a Lions’ Super Bowl shiva Feb. 10th. We’ll have the standard trays but let us know what else you’d like to bring.

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

Trump’s asshole: “You think I’m an asshole? You should see the asshole that I’m an asshole for. And yeah, I ended the sentence with a preposition. What are you gonna do about it, asshole?’

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

‘We All Got Fooled Again’ (apologies to Pete Townsend) www.facebook.com/eric.winer.1...

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Who Turned Out The.Lights? That’s Funny, My Scruples Were Here A Minute Ago Fish & Chips Wrap My-Ass; In ‘Merica We Call ‘Em French Fries No ‘Connections’ But Bringing Back ‘Dilbert’ Also Honors Requests For ‘Whipping’ Post Recipe Section’s Pro-GMO New & Improved Op-Eds: Now With Kompromat!

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Forget what it says about us, which will last longer: The United States, Trump's presidency, or Tim Allen's new sitcom?

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

Is there Taco Tuesday after democracy?

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Inauguration aside, the FDA has banned Red Dye #2, leaving intact Trump’s base… of Orange Dye #2 and Bisquick.

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Forget the pros and cons of Bidenomics; the standard models of Macro and Micro have been obliterated by MAGro.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

‘Carrie Underwood’ seems like it would be a euphemism for something less than complimentary.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Michelle Obama’s office did not explain her plan to skip Trump’s inauguration; they pantomimed it with one finger.

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Isn’t ‘Retirement Workshop’ an oxymoron?

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