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A developing situation here in MN: lots of people talking about it over on IG but not seeing it on here: looks like local poet and activist Isa Lopez got snatched by federal agents. Georgia Fort is reporting on it too. For now, just re-sharing the call(s) to action that Jeremiah Ellison shared:

as a guy who's hated USMNT for as long as i have been aware of it--including that acronym, which for some reason drives me up a wall, I think it's because the soccer dipshits are not Mutant Ninja Turtles--I'm eating so good tonight

Maybe we could send in the National Guard to protect USMNT from Switzerland

The media is going to BOTH SIDES us right into martial law

having just an all-timer of a Day Before Plane Travel. you know the kind

conservatives are beginning to publicly workshop their rehabilitation of jeffery epstein lol

At any time of day on the internet you are at risk of seeing a standup comedian say “But let me get real with you for a minute, folks”

Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.

everyone has lost their minds lol. saying "as someone who has been on the menswear guy has bad politics beat" is a phrase that should trigger an intervention

At no point in US or world history has the abundance of a resource led to widespread access to that resource. Resource-hoarding and exploitation are like the most fundamental elements of US culture

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

awesome! I took a selfie to show how excited I am

made a painting of your team's plums

oh nooooo the most half-formed people with the worst personalities you've ever encountered will have to learn to read again real quick

They should replace ChatGPT with something more useful, like one of those kazoos you make with wax paper and a comb

Okay! @angiecraigmn.bsky.social doesn't get to win any more elections, pretty straightforward. good-bye!

Minneapolis must decide: do we support a Mayor who treats Trump’s shock troops with kid gloves while they brutalize residents? No? Vote for a Mayor who'll actually stand up to fascism. Read my op-ed about how local electeds should show up in these times. medium.com/@omarfatehmn...

The menswear guy has responded to JD Vance, who suggested he should be deported.

thinking of what sporting events would be fun if they’d happened in the Twitter/Bluesky era, and I just thought of Cal Ripken Jr. breaking the Ironman record while everyone posts “sorry, this fucking sucks, I’m not celebrating someone going to work every day”

watching THE INTERNATIONAL, the movie that reminds you that if it's raining and you see a guy with an old Nokia phone you need to get the hell out of there

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

To the tune of "More Than a Feeling"

Real photo from 1937 LA found in the LA Times

getting Progressively and Liberally mad that the protesters are waving Mexican flags is really funny. so is the line "as someone who's written about this" in response to people out there taking rubber bullets

The Menswear Guy's mistake was not looking directly at the camera and telling me he was the same kind of communist I am

How many times in Minneapolis alone were peaceful protests kettled and hit with munitions?? It was a daily occurrence during the uprising and, without fail, only then did the property damage and more disruptive behavior started.

Jaire Alexander? The guy who never stops talking about how he can stay with Jefferson? He would only talk like that if he were a pretty good player--seems like you'd want to keep him on your team

“protest critic” is one of the funniest types of posts. Writing my 2.5 star letterboxd review of your anti fascist tactics

you freaks can't even do a genocide without selfies. your troops are sniping little girls in the skull and then doing tiktoks wearing their clothing. you guys got mental pathologies they just invented on tiktok last year

there are so many thoroughly antisocial behaviors that would shock and disturb you coming from any other human being but are completely standard for cops

my son waking me up for some Bluey

they're just point-blank shooting at reporters on camera now huh

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates