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escapvelocity.bsky.social
Just another escapee from the Xitter cesspit. More later...
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It’s fine, he’s just got all your personal data. 💊💉

The frustrating thing about this is that they could all just move to a private island somewhere & do all the ketamine & sleep with each other’s wives and so on, and it would be FINE. They have the money and freedom to live like garbage people & no one would stop them! But NO

Amen

In a time when justice seems like a distant memory, the notion of a pardon for a figure entangled in serious allegations raises eyebrows. As power plays unfold, the implications for equity and accountability are profound.

FACT: Trump intervened to stop a lawsuit and policy change against the oil & gas refineries causing 40% of the children in “Cancer Alley,” an area of Louisiana dotted w: these companies that is causing cancer to the residences, to have nosebleeds & chest pain. He said it was a DEI policy

Went to ExTwitter for the only reason I now go there: to get a screenshot for an article. And... apparently it's got nothing.

When impartiality becomes inconvenient, just call it bias and cut the mic.

Yes, let’s be as unprepared as possible and follow the kooks off a cliff.

This is his only biography now

Elon Musk is big mad at the New York Times, which dropped a story earlier today on his alleged drug use

Important. Well done, CDC. Glad doctors and scientists are keeping their oath to public health instead of MAGA. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...

Everyone who wrote splashy features about how Elon Musk is done with Washington

But let’s talk more about Joe Biden.

Today: PBS sues Trump over executive order to cut funding www.cnbc.com/2025/05/30/p...

@jamesfloveiv.bsky.social My fraternity brother and I decided we wanted to fly. As a BSME undergrad, I had already soloed in a Piper J3. We passed the tests and were invited to the base for testing. I failed the physical. He passed. I learned that day I had scoliosis. He died in Vietnam.

HE ASKED THEM FOR IT?!

“If people can’t trust that the data they are giving the government will be protected, (and believe) that it will be used for things other than what they gave it for, it will lead to a crisis of trust,” EFF’s @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @nytimes.com.

Jake Tapper can go suck eggs.

BREAKING: We're going to court to defend pregnant people's right nationwide to get lifesaving abortion care when they're facing a medical emergency.

Reports of Bluesky's impending demise are greatly exaggerated: "Bluesky has caught on with many news influencers, but X remains popular." www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/... As our own data shows, interest in X in Canada has steadily declined, esp. among women. socialmedialab.ca/2025/05/05/n...

Today was the last day of school in many Ukrainian schools. The childhood of many #Ukrainian kids is very different from their peers in other countries. This video gives a glimpse of their experiences.

Being trans in America feels like being stuck in a burning building while the fire department tries to negotiate with the flames

The ruling against Trump’s “Liberation Day” tariffs affirmed a fundamental American principle: The president is no king, and he does not have the power to impose taxes in the form of tariffs whenever he feels like it, Ilya Somin writes:

CDC goes against RFK and keeps recommendation that children can get the covid vax. Thank you for letting science stand against the Kennedy bs! #ProudBlue www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/h...

BROWN: “Does that mean Trump doesn't support picking Amy Coney Barrett for the Supreme Court?” MILLER: “We're not going to be using the Federalist Society to make judicial nominations at all going forward.”

The Federalist Society is too woke for Pee Wee German.

The scumbag taking credit for Obama's accomplishments. Typical Dictator Forcing his fantasy of lies.... quote Annie @AnnieForTruth He’s taking credit for Biden’s infrastructure bill by changing the signs at job sites and putting his name on them. 😡

#PuroTrump. #PureTrump

At her town hall, when the crowd says people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, Joni Ernst responds "well we all are going to die." Fun Fact: She is up for re-election. We WILL hold her accountable. Let me introduce you to the Dem that is running against her: @sageforiowa.bsky.social

As much fun as the TACO memes are, don't forget what that stands for: TRUMP ALWAYS CHICKENS OUT. It would be a shame to ignore the chicken memes that are there for the taking. Here's a little Starter Kit you might need. ENJOY!

Well the hell site seems to be crawling under a rock today...

So, what being Bolivian is like (older people might recall the actress Raquel Welch, who was also Bolivian)- imagine in the same day your life-long friend is talking to you about retiring in a few years, & you're also getting hit on by a teenager.

you're thinking🧠 "am I somehow running behind?" (this will drive an "overachiever" bonkers) "am I getting old/older?" But then everyone around you treats you like you're a 👶🏼child & even the kids think you're their peer. You question if you're "normal" & then remember "normal" is clearly over-rated!🦄

Or if your partner brags online about how they're a "car guy" despite the fact they manage to SIMULTANEOUSLY run a tank down to E AND kill their battery- when you bring them jumper cables they have NO CLUE how to use them- not even asking if they can drive a stick because you already know the answer

...and they don't know how to address an ✉️envelope📬 (now we know why companies require you to mail-in those opt-outs!) "what do you do with the stamp?"😳

SpaceX, much like its principal shareholder, spun out of control last night. It then broke apart. Rockets cannot be powered by ketamine alone.

Not taking care of constituents...making burner accounts for their narcissist boss.

I swear that kid looks like a serial killer.

It’s been gone for a while. But yeah, absolutely.

I asked my four-year-old about this idea today and I can report that this is not landing well in the four-year-old community

Second-term Trump messages: "America's over-indulged 11 year old girls own too many pencils." And also: "I'm not sure whether president needs to obey the Constitution."

Hell yeah! Look at Maine leading the way🔥 Public schools everywhere, take note: Do not comply in advance.