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did they actually make the Alarmo or was that like an april fools thing

i'm the special ai in the matrix that ensures that all the factors inside the simulation lead to the creation of the drew carey show over and over again as a constant for thousands of years as humanity is culled and reborn

I want to see the meeting in The Matrix where the AI decided that Dragula by Rob Zombie was crucially important to code into the Matrix

the dennisverse will never be the same

i know a lot else is going on, but US folks PLEASE call your senators - they are actively set on trying to ban trans healthcare on Medicaid entirely which trans people like me who are on Medicaid actively depend on for life-saving healthcare

sauteed ground beef and lobster are stored in the balls

In the blue sky を聞いてたら描きたくなって。 Pixel Fanart of VR.TEMJIN [VIRUAL-ON]  #ファンアート #バーチャロン #テムジン #fanart #VirtualOn #Temjin xfolio.jp/portfolio/Ga...

finally wrote 1000 words on why I think Magic crossover cards are (to a degree) cool and good: Magic is a language designed to let you tell stories through rules text. forums.insertcredit.com/t/ep-394-for...

sometimes there are posts you absolutely need to see to serve as a puzzle piece to something thats been destroying you ( in this case im the 40 something teen and i have been constantly listening to the voice telling me the worst shit imaginable but why let those bastards feel good at my expense )

Ep. 394 - Fortnitification, with merritt k Writer, podcaster, and friend of the show @merrittk.com joins Frank and Brandon to answer Esper’s questions on intercompany crossovers, the definition of 2.5D, and Gay Fire Emblem. insertcredit.com/show/394

This is what Marvel took from us. We must retvrn

billy just eat the pennies

To overlord of the hauntwoods an everything bagel is just a normal bagel

Shin Kamen Rider art by Kenji Tsuruta

the actual funniest part of this is the applause

that was a great year for sex files honestly

i looooooove developing a workflow and then noting how much more productive i am thanks to my developed workflow!! and then improving even further by refining that workflow!!!!! if i wasn't a publicly unacceptable gender identity who smokes a lot of weed i'd be the best office worker ever

bless @alexjaffe.bsky.social for not only showing me his magic arena pack openings, but bearing with me while I go off with a story about every card

today's gender

Blue Is Back 'Sonic 3D Blast' SEGA Saturn

1: Sheila 2: Billy 3: Orpheus 4: Killinger 5: Red Death

I have bad news: I have downloaded MTG Arena and played through the tutorial

always weird to see someone else's web browser. they either have 999 tabs or 3, complete adblock or complete infestation, multiple password managers or IRL post-its with bank details

I can now tell you the "I'm poor!" Lum is from Chapter 246.

listening to the final fantasy 7 soundtrack rendered in real time on my Roland JV-1080 lol

I'm loving all the videos of yesterday's protest but especially this wedding party that decided to join in

Wow I can’t believe you’re attracted to Dracula. Um he literally eats people. DNI