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Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

I was in the counterprotest to Boston's "Straight Pride" in 2019. We were entirely peaceful, harmed no one. Those we were protesting shouted constant provocations and flew literal Nazi flags. We were then kettled, maced, and beaten by Pepper Jack's bike squad. Yr "peace" means nothing to cops.

the sister species of the kobold is the koitalics and kounderline

read this in Strongbad's voice

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

Oh, right. The latte. The latte for Kuzco, the latte pulled specially for Kuzco. Kuzco's latte.

My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com

PATCH NOTE: Critical typo in Shadowheart's story fixed. Now properly follows Char.

Reports that ICE ran a barricade and hit protesters in LA

Only Plans dot com, the website where everything is always as according to keikaku

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles. Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

the people putting themselves on the line to run off these thugs truly are the best of us

I say this a lot but we are all so lucky this generation of fascists came of age on message boards and not stabbing people to death at close range in a trench while the world detonates endlessly around them

fairs fair I will applaud Geoff here but my word this is such a time capsule, this is straight up reefer madness stuff about Mass Effect. A guy describes it as “Luke Skywalker meets Debbie Does Dallas”! They wrote “SE”XBOX!

Nothing fancy, just a li'l drawing of some EiriTana from Sacred Stones. Tana’s working late and Eirika is trying to fix that, unsubtly. (These two are my first ever blorbos before blorbos were even a thing. Soooo much EiriTana sitting unfinished in my WIPs, sigh...)

This is the one games-related story that we really can't let get buried by the worst guys you know fighting or summer geoff fest.

your inability to hold hate in your heart for more than one person at a time is a skill issue and you should work on it instead of being proud like this

Happy Pride, let’s remember that the woman who wrote the poem America the Beautiful was (most likely) a lesbian en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kathari...

Yes, my mentions are full of people begging for the DIE Emotion Knight expansion pack, and it's hard to say no.

the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

Good thread on this. Let’s not let people forget what doing this actually entailed.

There have been a lot of Star Wars toys with a lot of gimmicks, but were you aware that the electronic Interatech Stormtrooper released in 2016 for Rogue One has a very special feature when you do a very specific thing with it…

A Gen 10 pokemon will be evolve this way won’t it

recent events are actually part of a continuing history going all the way back to to the late 1700s/early 1800s when most of the founding fathers were constantly doing shit like putting massive callout posts about each other in the newspaper under pseudonyms (but everyone knew it was them)

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

We could just house people instead.

I'll never get over how the best line in all of noir – "I've got eight slugs in me. One's lead, and the rest are bourbon" – doesn't come from Raymond Chandler or Dashiell Hammett, but Calvin and Hobbes

remember: the enemy of my enemy is probably also a shithead, but they can go a few rounds with my enemy while I hydrate with my doors locked b/c I am not inviting them over

I don't want to be associated with this comic, and won't receive money if you buy it, so please boycott.

Turns out woke is good for the bottom line.