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gritar is a guitar made of sand and you play surf rock w- *vomits on thr boardwalk*

gf: makes shittiest joke of all time me: *dip can finger thwacking*

what ifbyour hands looked like last person u shooked hands with's hands ?,

say everything you just said to me but happier and with your mouth way open

i like hearing about new games but i wish there were more than like 4 events a year where i could hear about them

what if kenny omega had said this

i keep a pack of smokes and a lighter on me in case someone asks i dont even smoke anymore

Nioh 3 is everything to me. 🥰

i would just get botox so i can see tighter

What if...lobotomy but with 12k forklift??

putting sauce on foods is a degrading ritual based on societal power that humans should have to atone for

what if your eyeballs got all wrinkly as you aged

i have a little notepad open all the time where i've listed my top 50 games and every few minutes i move Nioh 2, Dark Souls 2, and Stranger of Paradise around on it in the context of whatever else im feeling in the moment

I saw Kenny Omega on the Summer Games show and he was cosplaying characters from Street Fighter...it was awesome! I thought it was going to be a new AEW game and got excited lol... but then I had a thought... What if Capcom did a fighting game with AEW wrestlers like they did with Marvel v Capcom?

you're only allowed to have 3 dozen crushes at a time

Nioh 3 is everything to me. 🥰

Trans people! Don't talk about homebrew in front of cis peoples! If you want to tell someone on socials, move it to DMs! Don't 👏 tell 👏 cis 👏 people. They literally don't even understand what hrt is they think of it as like "elective" or "bonus" just keep them in the dark it's better for everybody

"hey babe are you serious rn you ruined the party" my brain: oh ya ya coco jambo oh ya yay

do u think trump and musk know what each others holes are like .

im shipping them

im afraid if i ever get The Surgery theyll pull a prankf on me and fill it with bees

what if donald trump transitioned and became one of those blue resistance moms and hung out with stephen colbert

"Donald Trump, sir, welcome to The Resistance"

The age of goth t-girls is over a new era of preps struggles to be born

my brain keeps thinking AO3 stands for Attack On 3itan