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25 | he/him | cis | ldn/mcr | 📺 | 🏳️‍🌈 I'm bi actually 🩷💜💙 | natters about Doctor Who | “I dare to hope” ✨ | silly twink | views are my own
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i worked on something very gay a couple of weeks ago 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

brat summer the sequel lido festival, Charli, i’m readyyyy 🤪🤪🤪

fragile masculinity is the reason why crop tops aren’t available in the men’s section in clothing retail 🤭

Addison Rae

watching everyone’s Switch 2 stories is like watching people bring home their first child

ah what age do gays stop putting their age in their instagram bios?

CUNTISSIMO

jokes on him, i’ve got hotter since then 🤷🏻‍♂️

it’s been nearly a year since i experienced my first major heartbreak. i know people are probably sick of hearing me talk about it but i kinda wanna make something meaningful and artistic to look back on that as it’s been a big year of reflection and change for me, still shaping how I view myself

one of the gems of going to a gay concert like Kylie is collecting new hotties on grindr like pokémon 🙂‍↕️

CUNTISSIMO!

it’s hard being the only hot one in my local grindr grid

JADE tickets have been booked!!!! 😍 thank you roundhouse ticketmaster, you’re useless

🥰🥰🥰

completely forgot the pre-sale for JADE was happening today and it’s completely sold out in london, manchester and brighton i hate it here 😭

okay the drama is kicking off with Justin and Reuben flirting in front of Adam. oh my I’m living for the drama.

just started I Kissed A Boy S2 E4 and is it controversial to say i’m on Reuben’s side between the whole Reuben/Adam argument? i just think Adam is blowing it out of proportion a bit

good evening

my laptop webcam is homophobic and does me dirty on zoom

muting socials till 8pm. see you on the other side of the interstellar song contest xxx

working tomorrow and won’t see doccy who till the evening so i’m preparing ahead to avoid spoilers, lol i will be muting all these apps as well

gay sex

swipe to soak me 💦💦💦

tesco hun, don’t let me down girly x

sainsbury’s no longer include protein drinks in their meal deals. my day is ruined

oh :(

getting paid to sit on guard and get tanned? don’t mind if I do 🤪😎

okay but who the hell leaked my entire playlist to the team of #IKissedABoy ???

okay Ruben’s hot deep husky voice is doing things to me 🥵 #IKissedABoy

help

pov: you're taking a stroll in the park and I'm about to tell you this area is closed for filming 🤫🎬

people talk about lying as if it’s something you have to be skilled at to be convincing. sometimes telling the truth takes more skill to convince a cynical person who only expects the worst in you

nobody is gonna get you like you get yourself. something to think about when you feel like you’re being judged

it’s insane how in 2025 the freelance TV industry doesn’t have sick pay

i’m ur dream boy. u just don’t know it yet xxx

i’m a catch and if you don’t see that then that’s a you problem x