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Ultra trail and mountain running, nsfw, horror movies, politics, F1, hyperbole. 🏔️🏃‍♂️🕺 16 Carriages biggest stan. 📍Boston
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The Shards lost me at the end. What a bummer - the first 400 or so pages were very good.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

Some of your dicks are so big I’m like, is that annoying to carry around all day? Like are you only able to top fisting bottoms? It’s fascinating!

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Party 4 U video SLAPS

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Elder millennials watching the party 4 u video in the middle of the workday

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Americana looks SO good. I'll watch anything miss Sweeney stars in...

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately I will never “head to the link in bio to find out”

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Just got to the “Eaaaat ittt” part and this book is FUCKED

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Gets me every time

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

5:47 BITCHES!!

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Wait this slaps. How have I never seen this before?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Remember that Twitter gay that thought the earth was flat?

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Is the mirage still not open? L M F A O

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Look who finally grew some balls. Too little too late

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Lift ✅

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Doing a mile time trial in the middle of my peak weaks for an ultra. Dumbest thing I’ve done in a while…

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Ever randomly think of an OOMF you haven't heard from in a while and then look and they've deactivated? Then you get a weird ping of sadness? What a strange experience it is having internet acquaintances ....

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I love specific sub-genres of horror, and one of my favorites is summer horror set in suburbia. Bonus points if it’s set in the early aughts

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Honest question, is ERK's career just posting screenshots with subtitles on?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t Stop the High should have taken The Beast’s place in Mayhem

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

It’s the left wing version of Twitter. Crazy conspiracy theories and people blowing everything out of proportion for likes…

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Threads is a cursed place

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Down 5lbs (😔) but up 10lbs on incline press (☺️)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Growing titties is SO hard ugh

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I pray the San Andreas fault opens under his feet

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I’m absolutely LOVING The Shards, but many of his descriptions remind me of The Californians from SNL

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

58 miles + 9,000ft of vertical gain since last Sunday. One of two peak weeks done. First ultramarathon of the year coming up soon!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

The way I've heard literally no one talk about Warfare. Crazy considering Alex Garland was twitters love child for a while...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

May we become a nation worthy of Rumeysa Ozturk's faith.

submitted 5 days ago • 28 comments

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

submitted 6 days ago • 1465 comments

Also read more books.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Find a hobby you’re passionate about and pursue it relentlessly. Fight back against the urge to let your job be your defining trait

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The ICE video from Worcester is making my blood boil

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Got a four hour run on deck today, and it's a real feel of 39 and raining?! WHY DOES GOD HATE ME?!

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