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ethanwaters.bsky.social
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Happy Mother's Day to God

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Get you a mother to your children, who all she asks for on Mothers Day is to bring her a Publix sub. 🫡

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Fortunately, it trickled its way to the middle class.

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@bencollins.bsky.social The Neuralink ad in this month’s print edition is insane. Well done to the team.

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Watching Gillian Welch and Dave Rawlings at Carnegie Hall. It’s the most beautiful, haunting music I’ve ever heard.

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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

submitted 6 days ago • 411 comments

Present Ethan just dapped up earlier today Ethan for leaving that glass of water on the counter. He knew I was gonna want a chug of it before bed.

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Love how the economy is becoming a Russian nesting doll of tech companies built to solve the problems created by other tech companies www.nytimes.com/2025/05/05/t...

submitted 7 days ago • 216 comments

6 miles off the coast of Key West fishing today, if you need me.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

This dude at the Atlanta delta sky club just went up for his THIRD screwdriver. It is 8:15am.

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And so it shall be!!!

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if the Cowboys pick Shedeur at 12, sports debate shows are about to reach supernova status

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I don’t anticipate Jalon Walker being available by pick 15, but the Falcons need this dude.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I have the same vocal disorder as RFK Jr…spasmodic dysphonia. I had never heard of it when I was a kid.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Taught the 10 yr old how to use a credit card to pop open a locked door. Now he can commit crimes and also dump cold water on his brother while he’s in the shower.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Happy 4/20 Easter to all who celebrate.

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Hawks went out like some hoes.

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The Masters delivered. Insane final round of golf.

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Red is not happy that we’re going home with 4 shirts.

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Tonight will be a great night for the Braves to stop sucking, as I’ll be attendance.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

We are living under an un-serious President in an un-serious place in history while dealing with serious results for real people.

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Ask me how the Braves season has started.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Ok, James Harden. I will drink your wine based off the vibes of this bottle alone.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Can someone settle a debate my wife and I are having: Is Fitz and the Tantrum and Florence and the Machine the same band?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My youngest hit a homerun this morning and my oldest played a gig with his band this afternoon. My boys bring me great joy.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The plants here in the Atlanta metro are basically having Tree Freaknik at this point

submitted 44 days ago • 33 comments

A double stack and a jr bacon with cheese for $4 is crazy.

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Go Braves!

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The algorithm wants me to think Tom Segura is funny and interesting.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Billy Horscel is losing his shit on this golf video game league.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

All I’m saying is don’t sleep on it.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

A new thing for me a having to pee several times during a concert. It’s fine.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Eternal words to live by. Fill the damn A gap. Trans or not.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I have a want and it’s the Apple over-the-ear headphones. I don’t know why I want them, but I do.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I have about 3 acres and a creek in my backyard. Most of it is woods of white oaks and pines. There’s a small burn pit back there that acts like a large campfire in the chillier months. Right by the creek. Sitting chairs all around it. It is a wonderful place to sit in the cool of the evening.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I’m at a buddy’s 40th party and we’re currently going through an uponed box of Fleer ‘92 baseball cards.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

The boys looking like a Guy Ritchie duo who speak an English that no one, but themselves, can understand. They will steal your jewelry.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I drank a jack and pepsi tonight. I deserve whatever comes next.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

What if the Democrats embraced the band Lynyrd Skynyrd while advocating for the poor? Every event, every campaign stop, all Skynyrd, all the time, fighting for civil rights, and calling repubs cowards. I promise you would turn the ear of a large swath of our population. Politics can’t be that hard.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Took the family to Mardi Gras this weekend. New Orleans always sweeps me off my feet.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, the lord is good.

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Buttermilk biscuits with eggs, bacon, cheese and apple butter on a paper plate.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Hartsfield-Jackson is on amphetamines this morning.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

The teenager is making me cry today.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

The moon looks gnarly from my window seat this morning. I hope you all have an awesome day.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.

submitted 90 days ago • 103 comments