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euchrid.bsky.social
Batman guy, GM, secret third thing (adult with a job)
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crazy how the guy in the office who loves ai sends emails that sound like a fucking robot

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I love having my biases confirmed

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I love heterosexual camp (pro wrestling, Highlander, the pro wrestling scene in Highlander)

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

On the evening of his 32nd birthday, Zohran Mamdani returned home, pleasantly drunk, to find a single levitating rose floating in the entryway of his apartment. “You will die in 52 years, 10 months, and one day,” the rose said in a somber baritone. “Before that eventuality you must become mayor.”

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

The comments on this are a great containment zone for the incurably joyless

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my culture is not your costume

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

rip Krisi Noem, died from bending over to look into a tailpipe when the car backfired, covering her in soot and making her hair stand on end

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

love to see a guy claiming he has to use AI because he has no free time while arguing with every comment

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

submitted 11 days ago • 269 comments

a bricked phone reminds you of what's really important in life (a phone that isn't bricked)

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ah,

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so, a coin

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I need someone to talk to about Rehearsal season 2 immediately

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why are microsoft report builder and power bi report builder two different things. microsoft make power bi. madness

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The interim period between the parade flopping and future parades becoming mandatory for citizenship is a lot of fun.

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I don't think this is the real Snake Plissken

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

submitted 16 days ago • 62 comments

"It was written on a bit of paper that you're not allowed to shoot me. Yeah, by an old man. No he's not in this city."

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“You are over here gooning to the shadows on the cave wall” is the new “cellar door”

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments

welp

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@merrittk.com very much enjoying greebo taking a duck amuck turn

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that can't be what it's called

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me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

submitted 18 days ago • 125 comments

you KNOW something is dead when the zuck decides to invest in it

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fascism is a bipartisan project

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

today he'd spend six months at Trash Can Academy on top of a mountain and do three days of reshoots until he landed it perfectly

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 19 days ago • 47 comments

It's crazy how so many people who share my interests have autism. Anyway,

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“In today’s climate, a military parade could offer an opportunity to counter misperceptions about the armed forces. It could bring Americans closer to service members and juice military recruitment—all of which is sorely needed,” @kschake.bsky.social writes:

submitted 21 days ago • 2192 comments

Video game NPCs simply love to mark locations on your map.

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

dying at this r/rpg post & also proud to say that you can very easily go rogue in your first session of Going Rogue. i would in fact say that it is very likely.

submitted 22 days ago • 12 comments

RIP Shirley Jackson you would have loved the mushroom murder case

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look, neither of them are actually gonna kill themselves. musk will brood on it and mope around conspicuously, but he ultimately lacks the conviction required. as for trump, he lacks the depth of interiority. could a beetle commit suicide? could an amoeba? absurd to consider

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

if you can't handle the gentle nudges of the brainrot retirement home, you would have been physically obliterated by early 2000s tumblr

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Mom, can you come pick me up? The best lack all conviction and the worst are filled with passionate intensity

submitted 587 days ago • 19 comments

seems like @washingtonpost.com is going out of its way to torch their reputation www.mediaite.com/media/print/...

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