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Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident. He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.

A ABNT precisa padronizar a medida do pentelho.

ESSE é o Boca eliminado da Libertadores com gol do Guerrero aposentado. Não vão cometer o crime, mas deram um show de resenha.

agora é a hora da violência, hermanos

Rindo no Reddit

Key point: “all international NGOs are insidious mechanisms for evil American imperialists to flip governments” is a *major* Russian propaganda talking point. Someone parroting that is getting their information from a toxic waste dump.

The "We're going to run out of people with the word "Senior" in their title" and "Vibe coding is payday loans for technical debt" entries are really worthwhile reading. I'm reminded very much of how truckdrivers were mistakenly marked 'obsolete' too early and now oops there's a huge shortage.

"Cala boca porra" 🥰

eu amo q todo mundo endossando essa história do strogonoff foi aquele meme do me after spreading misinformation 🔥

Se minha vó tivesse duas rodas era uma Caloi

And millions of people accept this as normal and not a sign of a significantly disordered personality.

They guys who said we had herd immunity 4 years ago are in charge

Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point

é muito doido pensar que a mutação genética que permite a metabolização do álcool etílico data de dez milhões de anos atrás. então quer dizer que um proto-macaco comeu uma fruta do chão e por conta disso eu desenvolvi alcoolismo na juventude????

Beloved Ohio high school soccer star kidnapped by ICE and deported www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

i have warned many of you, repeatedly, about this

MAIS UM PUNHETAÇO BRASILEIRO

Vascobros...

home office é uma estratégia da fifa pra todo mundo acompanhar futebol

Keeping dangerous Flamengo shirts under control

parece cada vez mais claro que o futebol não foi INVENTADO na Inglaterra, e sim descoberto acidentalmente, tipo a penicilina

Futebol é simples ganha quem tem menos inglês no time

Easy prey, of course. ICE continues to scrupulously avoid all those drug dealers and human traffickers Trump promised—those people are armed and dangerous! But a day laborer rebuilding a community is unarmed and compliant. Easy, safe way to hit your quota at the cruelty factory.

É cara...

Dumber than 2003.

DOIS DIAS SEGUIDOS DE FUTEBOL CARIOCA TORANDO O FUTEBOL EUROPEU

Futebol europeu é uma farsa

the thing is too that much of this land is neither reasonably arable nor proximal to an agglomerative center which would justify development. they’re selling it off for no reason whatsoever. it’s a war against nature simply because they can.

recebendo uma ligação da UEFA aqui de novo pqp larga o osso

Chelsea minúsculo, puta merda

quando disseram q o Flamengo colocaria o Chelsea pra mamar eu não sabia q seria tão literal

muito foda terem deixado o pépito bem informado