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Carbon life form and reluctant time traveler
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Before planning a backyard chicken coop, consider the fact that avian flu falls from wild birds to chickens, and humans can catch it from their birds. It has a 55% human mortality rate. There are plenty of recipes for egg free bread, cake, etc. consider reducing use, not creating an epidemic.

Too many warning labels. Make Evolution Great Again.

Is it just me, or does the cyber truck look like it was built in a Dollar Store version of Minecraft?

The idioborus is hungry. Nom nom.

I decided instead of birthday cake, I’m making a birthday pie. Chocolate cream pudding, with dark chocolate chips. Instead of crust, I’m lining the pan with shortbread, then caramel, then ganache. Top with caramel, heath chips, and whipped cream.

If reason cannot be your teacher, then suffering will certainly be.

Bartering is such a quaint system. We should do more of it.

The squeaky wheel gets the oil, folks.

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Ahhhh, Monday. Breathe deep the gathering gloom; Watch lights fade from every room.

The ax forgets. The tree remembers.

I’m looking forward to getting a Pullman pan for my birthday. www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/pain...

It’s been awhile youtu.be/VF9Olsay3j0?...

*Whispering* I see dementors. They’re everywhere.

The ox is slow, but the earth is patient.

Coffee bean juice is my favorite of all the bean juices.

It doesn’t matter what the system is, folks. ALL SYSTEMS ARE SUBJECT TO ENTROPY In the end, someone is going to get pissed and flip the game board over.

I have no idea what I’d do for a Klondike bar. Am I the only person on the planet who never had one?

It finally got cold enough that the dog won’t fight wearing doggy shoes outside.

Pro movie watching tip- Wear your hoodie backwards and fill the hood with popcorn.

Handy tip- Don’t try to clean the dog paw prints off the outside of the glass sliding door when the temp is below zero.