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evankillham.bsky.social
Extra Lifer, streamer, 3D printer-er. He/him. •twitch.tv/ekillham
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Friends, if you want to see me earn the Platinum Trophy in Bloodborne LIVE ON STREAM, come hang out at twitch.tv/ekillham in a bit.

Find someone who looks at you the way Ellie looks at other people’s sandwiches.

I’m sorry to say I have allowed a shitty person to ruin my day.

If I’m not squeezing tortillas, it’s because I’m out of tortillas.

Tommy has the world record for Most Disgusting Commenters Banned in his cart rn

I’m still looking for work and would be thrilled to bring this energy to your staff.

I am “If the title of your YouTube video contains the word ‘EPIC’ in all caps, I will immediately tell the algorithm not to recommend your channel” years old. (It is not my birthday.)

Continuing The Battle of Winter Lantern Bridge over at twitch.tv/ekillham

Super drunk watching Hannibal. What the fuck is this.

www.ithirealatelier.com

Yo, @awildjessichu.bsky.social - I just beat Amygdala in the Chalice Dungeon where you have half health. Bloodborne is back, babyyyyyyy

I’m one season in to Hannibal, and I’d probably enjoy this show more if Will Graham was even slightly likeable.

Yeah, my framerate has been disappointing for a while.

My contract as Narrative Lead at Big Blue Sky Games was terminated w/o warning so I'm out of a job. Their loss can be your gain! Narrative designer, consultant, critic, writer—if it's about words and games, I've done it for the past 15 years. Hire me if you dare!!!! www.linkedin.com/in/surielvaz...

Someone on LinkedIn thanked ChatGPT for saving them “two hours of menial game design work” by coming up with 100 names for avatars. That actually sounds like a really fun part of game design work, and the robot’s suggestions were all boring.

A project in progress; lineup subject to change. ht to @ibrahimmoustafa.bsky.social

Dana Andrews said prunes Gave him the runes And passing them used lots of skills.

Actually, this is incorrect. I can always get more 🫩. In fact, I’ve gotten more 🫩 since I made that last post.

The perfect emoji arrived just as I am at my most 🫩

I'm unemployed, I haven't had hot water for two weeks, and my health insurance is suspended because of administrative fuckery, but I did get two Trophies in Blue Prince last night.

This joke started during @awildjessichu.bsky.social's stream the other night, but I think this is the better version. #blueprince @blueprincegame.bsky.social

Are your wallets ready? The It's Cosmic Collection drops TOMORROW at 1pm ET. ✨ www.peculiarityshop.com/itscosmic202...

Mike Flood does not know what his job is.

I can sometimes forget how useless my state’s federal representatives are, but then one of them emails me.

I left messages for my useless, extremely right-wing senators and congressman, and so can you.

From Nextdoor: shot, chaser.

My water heater may be leaking. I for sure needed more bad news this year.