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She’s like “ya, the only people allowed to beat, maim and kill LA citizens with impunity are the LAPD officers I gave $3 Billion last year.” She can shut her stupid fucking mouth about the fash when she is actively fucking helping them. What a stupid fucking piece of shit she is

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I’ve had no middle of the ground stand up sets recently. I’ve only been either killing or bombing my ass off.

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Would be a shame if I were to buy a bunch of stink-bombs and throw them into the windows of Trump supporters trucks.

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Jellyroll is basically a televangelist preacher for people who got kicked out of regular church for showing up on meth and Coors-Light

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Alpha Brain

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My alcohol tolerance is insanely low for a 190lb man

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Based on look, personality & physical build, I’ve narrowed down my “type” is as an actor: some mix of Woody Harrelson, Jason Segel, and Marc Marron. I am the “spiritually aware intellectual stoner who could maybe fight but doesn’t want to, lovable doofus himbo, and grumpy Jewish hipster uncle” type

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Famous people fro moths 90s and early - mid 2000s were, in general, such stupid, talentless losers. That’s why so many of them have to grift or go MAGA for relevance now. Because they’d never be able to cut it in today’s entertainment industry. They’re just too fucking stupid and talentless.

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Have you ever seen a security guard chase after someone? fucking embarrassing ass shit man. I’ve seen what security jobs pay and it isn’t “run someone down for the sake of the business” money that’s for sure. You want an on-foot pursuit you better call an actual cop with a pension and shit

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LA is crazy man. I just saw a ventriloquist, try to hit in a woman at a bar as himself. Then when she rejected him he used the ventriloquist dummy to neg her. This is at a bar by the way not like on stage.

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Only reasons I was keeping a Facebook account is because of Marketplace and a deep cut private anti-comedy comedy group I’m in on there. But they just turned Facebook marketplace into pure, AI bait and switch scams too. So now I am hanging on Facebook by a thread because of one private comedy group.

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Trying to enrich myself off of their suffering

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Wiling to try any technically legal but extremely shady and destructive scam on Trump supporters, Elon simps, and Evangelical Christians. Taking suggestions in the comments

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I’m seeing LIME rental scooters being used as bludgeoning weapons and makeshift blockades against the cops. I have had my grievances with Lime rental scooters all over the city, but it looks like they may be earning their place in the revolution

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Pussy ass cops are scrambling and freaking out over some seriously mild protesting. You think they could handle an actual riot? If there’s one thing American cops and soldiers seem to continuously prove: they can’t control urban environments or guerrilla tactics. Look at the every war we didn’t win.

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I don’t “Roast Battle” anymore because I find the format to be played out and formulaic. But I am VERY good at figuring out what people are insecure about. For some reason it seems difficult for them to figure out how to hurt my feelings back. I could be a contender

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I know I’m getting old because I have a favorite brand of toilet paper

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The completely out of pocket stuff you guys support me saying in here is unprecedented. Truly the greatest of the social media apps. Small but mighty

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Going to go tell ICE agents that their kids are ugly as fuck, low IQ losers other kids at school beat up. And they deserve it

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People are suprised Jamie Kennedy is MAGA? The fucking sloppy, has-been hack who can barely pull himself out of his day drunk stooper to go bomb some random bar shows

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Anyway I’m heading out for the night, anything going on in LA I should be aware of?

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tell your cop uncle I hope he’s KIA 🙏🏽

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Hoping and praying that a bunch of cops get hurt.

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Don’t trust podcasters. Anyone who can yap three hours a day, every day, has nothing to say. They have the most to say but it’s all nothing. Comedians shouldn’t all be a podcasters. Good comedians don’t fill the air with their voice at any given moment, they shut the fuck up & contemplate some shit.

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Am I crazy or does Unreal Engine 5 make arms and hands look too skinny? Or like fragile or something? Not all the time but in a lot of games that use it

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We could have lived in a timeline where Joe Rogan heard about podcasting and said “that’s gay” and moved on. Imagine. We were SO close…

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Nintendo Switch son or Xbox Series S daughter?

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White people will try psychedelics 3 times and be like “I’m basically a shaman”

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Dude on Instagram pushing “higher vibrational grocery stores.” Eat from more expensive grocery stores because it’s better for you “energy.” “You only can’t afford it because you tell yourself you can’t.” A hustle-grind grift wrapped in pseudo spirituality. When did everyone start falling for this?

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Also this is the only time you’ll see me publicly talk about driving uber. Because you guys are cool. I gotta keep my defenses up everywhere else on the internet

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I don’t know how to say this but I get hit on by like at least 4 dudes a night literally every time I drive Uber. I’m not gay but still they have my confidence WAY too high right now.

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Joe Rogan vs Mencia

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Here’s a fun game, find any random guy defending Joe Rogan or his friends on social media, go to their main page, and see how long you have to scroll down before you see them simping over spam-bot thirst trap accounts. Dumbest fucking losers on the planet

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The story of a Joe Rogan fan, as told by pictures

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Love the AI crypto guy who was telling me how much money he made with NFTs, while also sleeping in my friends couch because he couldn’t afford a hotel

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Asks Google a question Google AI: “The answer is YES! Unequivocally yes, no doubt, 100% yes! Here’s some more supporting facts on why the answer is YES!” Every single real article after you scroll down “No, the answer has been NO for like over 15 years. Very openly and honestly NO”

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Sometimes my neck or back will crack in a way that feel like it added 5 years to my life

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I had an extremely epic and expensive fail trying to build a gaming PC. But after 5 months I’ve managed to re-sell every part for profit. Fucking winning baby

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I hope GTA 6 has a Cybertruck that’s a complete piece of shit and can’t handle off roading

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Next time I hear Jordan Peterson or Charlie Kurk speak, it better be through tears, blood and broken teeth.

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It’s been proven over and over how useless debating right wing pundits and podcasters is. You’re just platforming them for your own clicks of “dunking on them” while you act smug. It’s marketing. Fuck “Jubilee.” Either beat the fuck out of them physically, on video, or shut the fuck up.

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Joe Rogan is going to church now, huh? Did One of those fancy private doctors find something wrong Joe? Did all those experimental “performance enhancers” have side effects you can’t get under control? I’m just asking questions

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Hey, if the cops in Austin really want to crack down on the new heavy-handed THC laws, they can go make an easy bust in the green room of The Comedy Mothership!

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This is my impression of a White Guy

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Just looked it up and the US military still uses paratroopers? I feel like if I was a paratrooper in a world with drones I’d be like “I don’t know man, I’ve really gotta’ jump out of a fucking airplane? Can we just get this done with a Logitech game-pad and a high speed internet connection?”

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