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Mamdani’s New York will have 55 boroughs all shaped like polyhedrons

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

she got him to do the Three Dolls thing again. old trump would have pivoted. dude is washed

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

rodney king said Can’t we all just get along, and everyone in america said “you know what? he’s right”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

last night NPRs coverage of the fight credited Trump with the opinion that “Zelenskyy doesn’t want peace and wants the war to keep going”. that doesn’t make any sense at all! if you don’t know why trump says what he says, don’t just make up a reason!

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

if the pee tape came out today as a real thing it would be maybe the eighth top story of the day and some guy in the atlantic with three first names would be writing something like “on the underrated joy of spattering one’s duvet”

submitted 112 days ago • 3 comments

all i’m saying is, if you were president and you knew a meteor was about to strike earth, what would you be doing different right now

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

i’m a buyer for a record store and i would order 1,000 copies of Art Angels. the entire pressing

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

this is a successful innovation because now i want little caesars

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

savvy foreign correspondent voice: “kinda getting Putin vibes here”

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

usually these ppl are just lying but i think Johnson actually believes this. we officially have Credulous Infomercial Rube as speaker of the house

submitted 117 days ago • 2 comments

gotta admit i think to myself “Not Now, Zizek” most of the time lately, but when he’s right he’s right

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Any university that voluntarily shutters a DEI program, office or personnel “Because of Trumps Executive Order” is making a PR decision. Not a legal one. Trumps EO does not change anti discrimination law. If anything, the EO is unlawful. Universities should treat it that way.

submitted 141 days ago • 25 comments

i’m not employed in academia but doesn’t it seem ideal to fight this battle from a position of immense strength? ie, bring suits that force these “unclear” federal directives to define exactly what constitutes DEI related teachings. their terms for what should be removed have no legal precedent!

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

this is not 5d chess or whatever, this is a clown car full of dipshits

submitted 143 days ago • 6 comments

elon is the textbook, platonic ideal of the type of dude to get rejected at berghain

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments