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My sanity right now

We could have had the overqualified Black lady with the fun laugh but instead we got 2 toddlers fighting over the steering wheel of a speeding garbage truck

"The other party is run by toddlers. Our party wants your toddlers to have free health care. We are not the same." Mr. Jeffries, cut this ad immediately.

If I had posted anything beyond food recipes in my last job I would have lost my security clearance

I have forgotten more than this kid knows about terrorism prevention

The United States Education Secretary, ladies and gentlemen

63% of American adults had unfavorable views of Martin Luther King Jr in August 1966, per Gallup surveys 46% of Mississippi GOP voters said interracial marriage should be illegal in a 2011 PPP poll to push w/e is popular instead of trying to popularize justice is to admit you lack moral leadership

Had to buy my kid a sombrero so he could represent this galaxy “correctly” in his universe size comparison project. He was disinterested in my proposed “the floor is lava” project.

Every “but the veterans” complaint about Pride comes from a non-veteran. We know when our month is. Weeks before Veterans Day in November we start sending around The List of all the places giving free meals and discounts that day.

Can’t believe they’re so bored that they got to the “rename the boats” stage of white nationalist governance.

Milk was a Naval officer who was assassinated in public service. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

Dems are so bad at messaging that Reps have convinced the working class that billionaires care more about them

Why does it seem like politicians have to be evil to *accomplish* anything?

Carry yourself with the confidence of the head of FEMA who didn’t know the US had a hurricane season

AI sexually harassing minors should rank higher on the news scale but it doesn’t because *gestures vaguely at world*

Everyone is calling it the “Trump uncertainty” like he can’t decide what’s for dinner. It’s time for our words to rise to the occasion.

This is a cliff. That's a kilometre tall. On a comet.

Mini and the blep

Doctors at the CDC say children should receive Covid vaccines. A disgraced ex-environmental lawyer who spent 20 years abusing heroin says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

No Star Trek, only Expanse for us 😞

The Presidents Budget Request for NASA is out. It’s a bloodbath Canceled are DAVINCI, VERITAS, Juno, OSIRIS-APEX, US participation in ExoMars and EnVision… Huge cut to R&A. No funding to begin development of the Uranus Orbiter. If you’ve ever cared about NASA, time to contact congress.

ICE agents frantically trying to find a sharpie to draw an MS-13 tattoo on the elderly woman’s hand before people start asking questions.

Pretty wild to be living in a time when humans are being forced to work in order to even be considered deserving of life or even to be considered human at all, while simultaneously human labor is being systematically eliminated from the concept of work.

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In 2021-22 Alabama hospitals were turning women in labor away because of the COVID crisis here. As someone who tested + at 28 weeks that year…it was hell. Nearly killed us both.

This is a new image from #JWST, and is a beautiful example of gravitational lensing. A cluster of galaxies (Abell S1063, centre) is so massive it distorts spacetime to the point where light from distant galaxies behind bends around it—allowing us to see some of the Universe's most ancient galaxies.