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submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Just in time for Pride. A lot of y’all are about to find out some stuff about your kids. Now’s a good time to prepare yourself for that convo. open.substack.com/pub/eveywint...

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I guess I’ll just freeze without my socks because that’s too cute.

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t support for profit medicine but I have to tell you i really think pharmaceutical companies are sleeping on “he is risen” as a coupon code for ED meds.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

You know what’s cooler than ICE? Protecting your neighbors against being kidnapped by them.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

All I’m saying is The Powerpuff girls are made from sugar, spice, and everything nice plus some random ass chemical X and nobody tells them they’re not allowed to use the ladies bathroom. They’re biologically a sentient breakfast cereal but SURE act like I’m the problem.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

If there’s one thing that’ll turn me into an absolute bitch in the internet, it’s people being both pedantic with me and vapidly wrong

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Starting a pot shop and pottery business. I’m calling it 420GlazeIt

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

Everything Trump touches turns to crap. He’s got a real Mierdas touch.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of y’all are like “actually they’re only women if they’re born in the woman region of France. Otherwise they’re just sparkling targets,” and it’s super disappointing.

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Is Midol gender affirming care? In this essay I will explore why man-flu would be less of an issue if men would stop being little bitches about it and use the pink pain pills.

submitted 145 days ago • 3 comments

People are like “you are a professional writer, you’re so smart” and I’m afraid to tell them that the only way I can remember the difference between heroin and heroine is that the extra e is for estrogen but they both make me weak in the knees.

submitted 145 days ago • 2 comments

Guys like crypto because they desperately need the thrill of something going down on them when they least expect it.

submitted 145 days ago • 10 comments

Another reminder not to misuse this information cough

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Canadians, please read. This report on election interference will be shared tomorrow.

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Formation of an oxbow lake

submitted 149 days ago • 6 comments

I’m right here if anyone wants to try to dispute the reality of this with me. I ain’t no centrist. We can chat about it.

submitted 149 days ago • 7 comments

New email for government workers to rat out their vulnerable coworkers just dropped. Once again I have to remind you all not to misuse this information by flooding these emails with false data.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Please keep in mind that this first week or two of the Trump presidency was supposed to be a barrage of horrific policies to promote terror and fear. His administration won’t be able to sustain this level of activity. Many of his actions will be tied up in courts for months or years.

submitted 152 days ago • 5 comments

There is one redeeming quality to being trans right now. All the 90s and early 2000s fashion I never got to wear is suddenly coming back into style. I’m gonna need my Tripp jeans back. You know who you are.

submitted 152 days ago • 4 comments

Even more news about what’s happening inside the government

submitted 152 days ago • 16 comments

Update on emails the government has set up for employees to rat out defectors in the government You should absolutely not, under any circumstances, use this information to clutter these inboxes with false or misleading information. @altnps.bsky.social more info for you.

submitted 152 days ago • 2 comments

We are, as a society, collectively failing on Neil Gaiman’s victims and all victims. I’m on some meds to chill me out right now, but feel free to discuss amongst yourselves. I hope you take something away from the worst things that can happen to people.

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Baby are you made from MSG? Cause you got me saying OOMOMMY

submitted 177 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Chrysalis Eve to all my beautiful butterflies who are about to blossom into a new year. Yes. That means you.

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

Babe you’re like a fine wine. You’ve got legs. Follow me for more creative ways to flirtatiously point out the obvious.

submitted 184 days ago • 0 comments

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next day it’s thumping away… under your floor boards slowly driving you to madness

submitted 184 days ago • 7 comments

Happy soul cyst to those who celebrate

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

I just really wish I could go back to 2009 and dress up in a fancy Jedi robe and ominously tell the Republican voters that one day they will cheer as an unelected immigrant from Africa shuts down the US Government, forever demonstrating that “land of the free” was a price tag — not an aspiration.