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That’s more like it.

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

whipping up hysteria about antipsychotic medications seems like a bad idea!

seen a sentiment from a few people now expressing or implying a desire to transition but feeling unable due to the current political climate. while fear of the future is completely reasonable, waiting for a "good time to transition" will waste your life. it will never not feel scary at first

dino spends his well earned penny 🦕

#moodboard

Elon Musk is wrong. The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad. The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make.

Sometimes you just need a hug 🦕🐥

WHEN DO WE GET TO "ENJOY" - dashare.zone ADMIN

BALATRO YAOI

balatro should have a coulrophobia mode where it replaces all the jesters with spiders

You know what? I like sex scenes in movies. Someone should invent a type of movie that is just sex scenes

i've played like 10 hours of 2025 and it's a huge letdown. graphics aren't improved at all, same boring fetch quests, and they still refuse to implement any of the QoL changes everyone's been asking for

ah fuck, off by one

by posting regularly about being crazy mentally ill I have amassed dozens of bot followers and like 4 real ones. shout out to those 4 real people

I love bookstores and books and English and Reading - if only my brain was not full of holes so instead of reading them I only buy books and put them on my shelf for "later"

hat seller

i desperately need to talk to Donald Trump about the future of our country. america's poorest can't even afford a burger

if you are a real person plz like this post

my favorite part of nosferatu is when he said "it's morbin time" and morbed all over those guys

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

A new study suggests drones are a useful tool to keep livestock safe + more importantly, keep wolves safe. Many states kill wolves if they attack livestock, despite studies that show non-lethal methods (like drones) are more effective at fostering coexistence. Excited to see how this plays out!

A Stunning View of Starburst Galaxy Messier 94 Just imagine who or what is / was living on the millions of worlds ✨💫✨💫✨💫✨ (Credit: ESA, NASA)

I will be working this screenshot to death in multiple group chats

I like the part in “Shoop” by Salt ‘n Pepa where she says “I swear, I stared, my niece my witness” because most songs don’t even bother to include independent third party verification of their claims.

I’m a resist lib account following 45,000 people on here. My timeline looks like the code from the Matrix if it was entirely homophobic AI images of Elon Musk. I haven’t read a post from someone I actually know for six months. In the time it took you to read this I just followed 700 more accounts.

a heart’s a heavy burden 🫀 #art #embroidery #artforsale #bsnm #craft #originalart #decor #thread

baby. there are things wrong with me

ME: How's it going at the Stool Sample lab? YOU: Well, we just got this new state of the art refrigerator to store the samples in... ME: Wow, that's cool as shit! RS

gamers. please stop asking for a game a year from anyone. I don't care if you say the graphics can be bad or "don't kill the developers". there are a million video games. the only way not to kill developers is to WAIT. there's no getting out of WAITING for our games. Just play something else

Mum: “years ago if you’d had sickness and diarrhoea, BRAT stood for Bananas, Rice and Toast. So that’s what BRAT means to me. If you’re having a BRAT summer you must be shitting a lot”

im like when a comically happy character gets comically depressed in a cartoon

YAYYY i got riolu :3 nrosa01.github.io/pmd-quiz-onl...

bad: ai posts good: under every ai post is at least 1 actual qualified person self promoting, so I can just follow that person immediately

HOLY MOTHERSHIP! Nature’s raw power unleashed: A supercell swirls over Sublette, Kansas, painting the plains with electric fury. Witness the beauty and chaos of Tornado Alley. Hands down one of the most mesmerizing things I've seen 📷 Canon 1DX II 🎞️ Canon 17-40 F/4 #StormChasing #NaturePhotography

? you mean restaurants? you're saying it's weird your generation goes to restaurants? you're "de-programming" from restaurants??????????

*Steps on to archivist soapbox, taps microphone* The biggest lie you can tell yourself is "I'll remember." No. You won't. Write down/add metadata about who/what/where/when. Put a year on EVERYTHING. Now is a great time to group project this with family!

I’m sorry but if the board game: >> Isn’t needlessly complex, >> Doesn’t have at least 250 loose pieces, and >> Takes less than 45 minutes to explain, Then I’m NOT interested

! I think this is fair and I am always talking about my psychic powers