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Making computers find bugs so that I don't have to -- mostly in databases, but prior to that in security. Former: GOOG, MSFT. Opinions are all me.
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I’m just looking forward to meeting Tweetingway’s cousin, Postingway

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Tell me you never understood Shakespeare without telling me you never understood Shakespeare.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

I JUST SPAT GINGER ALE OUT BOTH NOSTRILS

submitted 30 days ago • 13 comments

After watching the first episode, I did not realize that Hell's Paradise is... apparently about how the MC is super powered b/c he's the biggest wife guy. If someone had told me, I would have watched it much sooner. (I will not take corrections on this interpretation at this time, I love it.)

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: “Sexecutioner,” by Gwar (along with the rest of “Scumdogs of the Universe”) appears to be rated E for Everyone on Spotify. Now, I knew about Gwar either in late elementary school or early middle school, but I’m a little suspicious of the rating system…

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

perplexity's products are malware, pass it on

submitted 53 days ago • 12 comments

We cannot give everyone a trial and due process. We have to stop the criminality. Justice demands we should accept the clear evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope.

submitted 56 days ago • 16 comments

attaching a raspi to a 20-ton hunk of steel to make it a "computer" and exempt from punitive tariffs

submitted 65 days ago • 5 comments

The latest comprehensive plan meeting has begun with a 101 on what floor-area ratio is, as the city's new land use committee chair asks how FAR (basically: the built square footage in, say, a house) differs from lot size. You might not know that, but the land use chair should.

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

No no it's true. After the Magna Carta, everything has been great, much law, total rule. No notes.

submitted 90 days ago • 73 comments

The fact congressional Democrats have not hired three dozen D&D rules lawyers with oppositional defiant disorder and turned them loose on parliamentary procedure with the goal of maximum obstruction is such a fucking missed opportunity

submitted 96 days ago • 32 comments