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Making computers find bugs so that I don't have to -- mostly in databases, but prior to that in security. Former: GOOG, MSFT. Opinions are all me.
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I’m just looking forward to meeting Tweetingway’s cousin, Postingway

Tell me you never understood Shakespeare without telling me you never understood Shakespeare.

I JUST SPAT GINGER ALE OUT BOTH NOSTRILS

After watching the first episode, I did not realize that Hell's Paradise is... apparently about how the MC is super powered b/c he's the biggest wife guy. If someone had told me, I would have watched it much sooner. (I will not take corrections on this interpretation at this time, I love it.)

Fun fact: “Sexecutioner,” by Gwar (along with the rest of “Scumdogs of the Universe”) appears to be rated E for Everyone on Spotify. Now, I knew about Gwar either in late elementary school or early middle school, but I’m a little suspicious of the rating system…

perplexity's products are malware, pass it on

We cannot give everyone a trial and due process. We have to stop the criminality. Justice demands we should accept the clear evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope.

attaching a raspi to a 20-ton hunk of steel to make it a "computer" and exempt from punitive tariffs

The latest comprehensive plan meeting has begun with a 101 on what floor-area ratio is, as the city's new land use committee chair asks how FAR (basically: the built square footage in, say, a house) differs from lot size. You might not know that, but the land use chair should.

No no it's true. After the Magna Carta, everything has been great, much law, total rule. No notes.

The fact congressional Democrats have not hired three dozen D&D rules lawyers with oppositional defiant disorder and turned them loose on parliamentary procedure with the goal of maximum obstruction is such a fucking missed opportunity