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if the Thunder sweep and win it all I am going to be the worst thing to happen to OKC in 30 years…

“I’m not even a Jordan fan but…” okay then shut up old man no one gives a fuck

while I think an Elden Ring movie may be entertaining I lowkey hope they take the route of other gaming franchises and don’t even try and adapt the game story and just make it separate in the same universe

love this movie honestly couldn’t think of a better thing to say

AOC is schrödingers liberal. She both is a Zionist shill and a Hamas terrorist. Like I don’t see her going anywhere meaningful

watched ‘Onibaba’ and now I want a cool mask

I love mass unfollowing people honestly

the lion gets joy from simply being kind to others

once again I’m praying to the universe for the death note

watching NCIS cause my mom has it playing on the tv and there’s a whole plot line about this former mossad agent who’s brother joined Hamas and is a terrorist and holy shit it’s so much

protip: this is the only way to debate fascists

piece about why the fashion industry cannot actually be sustainable

one day i will personally destroy every golf course in america

genuinely any golf course in the south west shouldn’t exist at all and if I’m being honest neither should some of those cities in the state they do

karma for being a Zionist honestly

some of yall and it shows 💀

the trojan horse was kind of a one trick pony tbh

would zack snyder fans kill me if i said owls of Ga’Hoole is his best movie

fool me three times and you won’t believe what i am going to do

Pete Buttigieg being in my state of Iowa and every liberal foaming at the mouth and talking about 2028 like damn can yall just focus on right now

woke nietzsche: god is a dead woman

Letterboxd can you get the app back online I have a new movie to log

everyone needs to plant their regional milkweed for monarchs immediately

I’m a real outdoorsman the way I’m diving into the bush

I don’t want blue eyes anymore the light hurts

someday I will cast off my mortal shackle and finally reach heaven (fake my death and move to Mexico)

Minnesota to conference finals please god don’t let me down now

after dinner went on a tirade with my parents about ethical consumption and hyper consumerism and I know they wanted my ass to shut the fuck up

literal sex

the fact my small ass hometown has a pickleball court but not a tennis court anymore makes me want to throw up

what do you mean you don’t love me and want to get married??? you liked my posts 💔

I want meet white South Africans so I can bully them