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This scam would be a lot more convincing were it not widely know that Evri would have taken a photo and call it a day if they managed to get the parcel into the right county.

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

I haven't posted on Twitter since November, but popped in because I had a notification that somebody had replied to a throw-away joke I made 6 years ago. Really had to wipe away a tear of nostalgia, there.

submitted 16 hours ago • 12 comments

FOR SALE: 2008 Land Rover Freelander 2. Perfect working order*. Very reliable**. 4WD, perfect for desert warfare. Camouflage blue. Open to offers in the region of USD 500,000 *Except for some bits **Except for sometimes

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Blimey, they weren't kidding. Wordle 1,460 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 23 hours ago • 2 comments

You’ve been kidnapped and etc etc last TV show… Well, they’d save me, but imagine… rescued by Welshes! The kidnappers might have lobbed an ear or two off but at least I’d still have my self-respect.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Saw this reposted on Facebook and immediately wondered when @twlldun.bsky.social’s birthday is

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Danny Boyle seems to be morphing gradually into Jim Bowen

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Dan Neidle vs Richard Murphy is such an unfair contest, because Dan is an actual expert who deeply knows his stuff and can produce evidence, whereas Murphy is a clicks merchant jonesing for the likes and RTs.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Scientists visit IKEA on a bank holiday Monday. (h/t to @gsoh31.bsky.social for the image)

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

Bloody hell, nothing wakes you up to the power of inflation more than having to buy a new pair of Doc Martens every 20 years or so.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Quote tweeting myself, don't @ me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

'I last long, and I lick that stuff better than 90% of lesbians.'

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Lord Reed's recent speech on judges in an age of populism includes this passage on the high quality of MPs and an accurate summary of Judge John Deed

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Hat's off to today's minutecryptic.com clue. Very clever.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

In case anyone's Monday morning might be improved by a small rabbit and birdsong

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments