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A counterpoint to a cynical world view. Clearly a ridiculous person.
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Graffiti > Billboards. They add real character to a city.

Welp, time to mark visiting Dublin off my bucket list.

Coworker picked up his Switch 2 on his lunch break. It's now in a briefcase handcuffed to his wrist. I'm working on my heist plan. Not sure if the party clown will get here in time.

This feels like a threat.

Had some laser done to my face today and a coworker asked if my face hurts. Back of my head I felt the follow up would be "Well it's killing me!" I knew they wouldn't say that cuz they're cool.

Ban school dances and prom then. They also "sexualise" children.

Never let the printer see that you’re in a hurry. Just act natural; it can smell fear.

Good morning beautiful souls! School's out so the summer reading club will start Monday at my library and I'm the lead this year. Maybe some #GoodTrouble in my future 😎 Happy Friday! 🌞☕🌻🏃‍♀️🕉️

Our time together represents community bonds. You can always find someone every Sunday at 4 at 3757 Independence. We’re building relationships and ways to be prepared without relying on social media. Please come join us Sunday! #freehotfood #foodnotbombs #mutualaid #solidarity #kansascity #kcmo

J.K. Rowling is using her wealth attained from the "Harry Potter" series to create an organization dedicated to removing transgender people's rights "in the workplace, in public life, and in protected female spaces.” 🔗: bit.ly/3ZBRxYk

US media every single day

My lazy coworkers won't help me move my new desk into the office because "it probably belongs to someone else and that's why it's by the elevator". They're all just making excuses.

Hi, everyone! We serve free meal every Sunday to protest spending billions on war while people starve and while good food goes into the landfill. 12 years and counting! Follow us to learn more, see our meals, and keep in touch! #kansascity #foodnotbombs #kcmo #mutualaid #solidarity

Peter David was an amazing comic writer. Load's of what I read growing up is due to him. One of the few Star Trek novels, Q Squared, was written by him. He helped shaped the comic heart Marvel in and DC in the 80s by making sure there was always humor.

I hate the new captcha that is "Which of these shitty AI images looks like a bag?" Then there's be random things with bag handles that I guess aren't suppose to be bags? It's less that I'm not human and more they are bad at art.

RIP 99 Cent Store

This sums up perfectly WHY i volunteer and try to help my community.

This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.