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just fleshing out my concept art a bit

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Welcome to the endweek, you lucky, lucky sapients! Our latest offering is an original: "That Thing With Bob and the Crop Circles" by T. Kingfisher. It mentions chickens!

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I think there's a very meaningful conversation to be had about the surgical homogenization of MAGA women's appearances to suit one man's aesthetic preferences, and what that says about patriarchal bargains under fascistic misogyny. AND "haha, filler" is not that conversation

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

The Grok thing is a perfect lesson, really, about how ai "tools" will absolutely reflect and echo the ideological priorities and weird obsessions of its owners

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

Set the "techbros reinvented the bus" timer back to zero

submitted 3 days ago • 48 comments

Cannot fucking believe I am a middle aged man with a mustache grousing about trade policy while drinking coffee, I will never forgive the people who did this to me

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

I’m dipping nuggets you’ve never heard of into sauces you could never understand

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

Lovely article from our colleague Kseniia Petrova, who has been wrongfully imprisoned for months: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/13/o...

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Look at things for what they are. Not what you want. or Expect them to be. Also, learn how to move with, shift around, and flip shit you don’t like, fluently. Observing >>> Ignoring. You can do it while resting.

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Serial killer who only kills people who have incorporated genAI so thoroughly into their personal and work life that no one will notice they are dead for a while. His victims continue to send meaningless emails for weeks while he happily tortures them, the evidence trail growing ever colder.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I was served an ad on Instagram because one of their dresses was an Oprah’s Favorite Thing? So I clicked around and found this, which is either the best or worst thing I’ve ever seen. www.freelady.shop/products/lui...

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

Doctors can be swayed to prescribe one drug over another by something as small as a free lunch. Your big salary has turned off your whole brain!

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How many bad things can you know about before you go insane

submitted 5 days ago • 24 comments

So they made us smarter. The anxiety and depression were side effects.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

The sexual tension between people who hate pineapple on pizza and people who love it

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

I like when trees

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

My garage isn’t messy, it’s booby trapped to pin intruders under an avalanche of People magazines from the 1980s.

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

You're the love of my life, breakfast burrito

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

I once had a homebaked treat snatched from my hand because of what I will now call Ye Olde Concern for the Appearance of Impropriety. And unless it’s a bad day, I don’t even speak during proceedings!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Team Octopus

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happy mother's day

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Another NYT Mag piece worth sharing. Editors changed the headline online; ignore it. It’s another good #davidmarchese #interview. #oceanvuong #americanlife www.nytimes.com/2025/05/03/m...

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www.nytimes.com/2025/05/11/o...

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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 6 days ago • 723 comments

The octopuses are going to be flying those wet jets way before the monkeys do the Shakespeare

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I think i planted Gritty

submitted 7 days ago • 151 comments

Damn the economy ~is~ getting bad

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Aww I found the lost Soviet spacecraft 😢

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.

submitted 7 days ago • 132 comments

So where did the Soviet space junk land?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

i've had a really long day it started 53 years ago

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

Happy Birthday to me The Oldest Person Here

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

That dream was broken when I got here.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The media should call out Trump when he says Canada’s military is weak. History says otherwise. Watch and learn. #canada

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Without downloading any pics where are you mentally

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Cramming myself into a lab centrifuge to spin at 3000x the force of gravity for 20 minutes, as self-care

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

guys. GUYS LMAO

submitted 8 days ago • 47 comments

Big hot bang on my birthday. Will I ever learn to be more specific? www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Out here turning winter fat into spring rolls.

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submitted 9 days ago • 11 comments

I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was Pierbattista Pizzaballa

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

“It’s not as inefficient as I was expecting, to be honest. I was hoping for more easy wins.”

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

“‘Buying a head of romaine lettuce is like taking a bath with your significant other; buying a bag of romaine lettuce is like swimming in a swimming pool in Las Vegas,’Bill Marler, a food-safety lawyer, told me.”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

8 shirts away from @coreydanks.bsky.social and I sending these to the printer come onnn babbyyy order a shirt so I can mail em out 😎

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

applying for jobs again

submitted 12 days ago • 132 comments