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I love when people assume that I named the two flutes and Alto saxophone I own after angels (Virtue, Seraphim, Raphael). They're not named after angels, they're named after Gundams.

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Had a 30-something year old dude completely freak out on me because of a Pokemon Card vending machine they recently put in the supermarket I work at. And it was like "dude, you're a grown ass man throwing a fit in a supermarket over POKEMON CARDS. Go touch grass.

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Me playing Legend of Zelda the Wind Waker and seeing a yellow rupee for the first time: Oh wow, they really put a gold rupee in the very first area?

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The face of a cat who was NOT happy that I got off work an hour later than usual. (I feed our cats dinner when I get home from work)

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Reason why I get the Master Sword before doing the Divine beasts in Breath of the Wild.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Didn't trigger any of the cutscenes on the way to Zora Domain and at least in the French language version, there are no subtitles when Sidon reprimands you for entering the King's chamber without permission.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

A very heartfelt LMAFO to Corey Perry for being on the losing team in five of the last six Stanley Cup Finals. It honestly couldn't have happened to a better player.

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I do not like AI in Slack I do not like AI on Mac I do not like AI in Zoom I don’t want AI in my room I do not want ChatGPT — please stop, AI, and leave me be! I don’t want AI here, or there; I don’t want AI anywhere! (… okay, okay — had to Seuss it, sorry 😇)

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

One thing I've noticed about LED light bulbs, they won't outright burn out like the old incandescent bulbs will, they'll slowly dim as they age at a rate you won't notice until after you change them out.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Amnesiac twink unknowingly threatens local warriors with Hyrule's deadliest creature.

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My tiny-ass, 5.9 square mile town's annual Fourth of July fireworks show usually draws a bigger crowd than whatever the fuck that cringe fest in Washington was (it usually has better live music too)

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A true Breath of the Wild classic.

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I want to do the Top 4 favourite Legend of Zelda Games thing but I've only beaten 5 Legend of Zelda games

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My subscription to Microsoft 365 updated to the classic edition. I am finally free of their copilot AI bullshit.

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I don't understand why people do this sort of thing. You're still going to pay the $9 for the six eggs you took why not get your money's worth and take the full dozen.

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Literally the only thing I want for the Switch 2 is a new Star Fox game that isn't a rehash of the the first two games.

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I am never going to be able to assign anything to the two grip buttons on the Switch 2 pro-controller because I spend FAR too much time absentmindedly playing with them.

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Me reacting to the Splatoon 3 news: "Hell yeah 30 new weapons!" Me realizing that we're going to have to mash A through Sheldon explaining 30 new weapons: "Oh god...30 new weapons..."

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Another classic today

submitted 23 days ago • 13 comments

Completely surrounded.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Why the hell do most women's clothing manufacturers have such a deep aversion to making shorts with an inseam length longer than 3.5 inches?

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Everyone: "I can't believe how good Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, Scarlet/Violet look on the Switch 2." Me: "I can't believe how good Majora's Mask looks on the Switch 2."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Waiting to pick up my Switch.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I'll never forget that I learned some of the worst American Sign Language swears while at church camp when I was 11 years old.

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Getting out of work while it's still light out is weird as hell.

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So glad I wasn't born with the cilantro/coriander tastes like soap gene. Although the smell of cilantro does make me a bit sad because it was my guinea pigs' favourite food and smelling it makes me remember them.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Am I going to remember I left all my work stuff (shirt, hat, knife) in my work locker or am I going to forget and freak out tomorrow.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Coworker 1: "Why don't you drink soda?" Me: "Carbonation feels like putting a handful of anrgy wasps in your mouth. Drinking something shouldn't be painful." Coworker 2: "Says the person who drinks whiskey straight."

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Update on the Stone Tower/Anju and Kafei sidequest: I accidentally opened the Switch menu and triggered the system update...So I have to do all of it over again.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Perhaps my plan to do the Anju and Kafei sidequest and Stone Tower in one three-day cycle was a bit too ambitious.

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck that goddamn fucking bitch-ass fish-ass motherfucker Gyorg from Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask. Arguably the worst Legend of Zelda Boss I've fought.

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I finally finished my drawing of Wizardmon and Gatomon. I hope you enjoy the color version as much as the pencil drawing! #gatomon #wizardmon #digimon

submitted 34 days ago • 18 comments

What a beautiful song! 😭😂 Anime: Carole & Tuesday

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

How masuda breeding the Sprigatito line is going for me: 540 eggs hatched. First shiny: egg number 121, second shiny: egg number 371. Still waiting on shiny number three.

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Okay but what is this guinea pig listening to?

submitted 35 days ago • 23 comments

Coworker: "Why would you take the bus on a day like today instead of using Uber or Lyft." Me: "An uber from my house to work which is less than 3 miles in distance, would cost me $12 to $15 per DAY. I could take an Amtrak to Boston for less money.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

🐀 Sniffing

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

I have successfully Masuda bred two Pokemon: Spinarak in X Version (61 eggs) Sprigatito in Violet version (121 eggs, the 61st egg I hatched the day I got it)

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Beat Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask for the first time and what a deeply satisfying game with a deeply satisfying ending. Dare I say I liked Majora's Mask better than Ocarina of Time.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

There are three absolutes in life, Death, taxes, the Toronto Maple Leafs completely forgetting how to play hockey in Game 7

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Good riddance. Places like this shouldn't be resorts and wedding venues. Places like this should only continue to exist if used for educational purposes WITHOUT omitting the atrocities committed by white slave owners.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Playing through Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask for the first time has been a frustrating experience. It doesn't help that the guide I'm following is poorly written.

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