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Owen | 30s | transmasc | (they/them) | mostly gay pirates 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ | lots of 🔞 | fake_geek_boy on ao3!
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Breathing the same air as this man was all he needed to survive. To thrive. To feel alive. #OFMDfanart #OFMD

I mean… 🤔 #ofmd

Get in losers, we're stealing boats from Warner Bros.

Only the best lavalava for flirting with Auntie ☑️

OKAY, YOU WIN DAVID Fang and Auntie have a Spa Day #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Hey btw I looked cute yesterday, both (semi) buttoned up for class, and very unbuttoned for my late night trip home

Ed with his hair up in a bun and he's wearing socks and a big shirt that's just long enough to cover his booty until he does a big stretch and then you can see them cheeks peeking out at the bottom

he’s a witch and this is his cat #ofmd #ofmdfanart

trans people will always exist (laudatory) trans people will always exist (threatening) trans people will always exist (factual)

I think of you, often. Hope you're thinking of me as well.

All the talk of Kraken Ed the other day made me want to draw another Kraken Ed 🖤

Meanwhile, Stede:

Inspired by several shitposts, voilà

Not an original sentiment, but it’s how I’m living my life rn

Given the news out of SCOTUS today about healthcare for trans kids in Tennessee, now is the time to support orgs doing good: Trans Youth Emergency Project: southernequality.app.neoncrm.com/forms/60 Transgender Law Center: transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/ OUTMemphis: www.outmemphis.org/donate

Looking sadly at the place in my calendar that said "Pirates in Salem?????" for months until it became clear that I Would Not feel safe or comfortable trying to go, and reminding US (and international) friends that Canada is a great and cool place to visit, actually 👀

My little (actually quite big) cross stitch that I still can't believe I managed to finish in two months.

Still on my Kraken bullshit this #WIPWednesday. I am Very into it, but I never intended to start this project so soon. I pretty much have the full layout sketched and so I think I'll take this natural stopping point to go back to other things. It's gonna be a long haul. #OFMD #OFMDfanart

I do not like AI in Slack I do not like AI on Mac I do not like AI in Zoom I don’t want AI in my room I do not want ChatGPT — please stop, AI, and leave me be! I don’t want AI here, or there; I don’t want AI anywhere! (… okay, okay — had to Seuss it, sorry 😇)

Here’s my frame!

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky! I had to check and I don't know why I'm surprised that Gentlebum reigns supreme, but here we are. Drawn based on a photo I took of a bronze copy of "The Kiss" by Rodin. (psst, I have postcards prints available in my Kofi shop) #OFMD #OFMDfanart

This one based on the @david-jenkins.bsky.social skyfic about his own show #ofmd

"May I have your name?" the faerie said. "William," she said with a smile. "Ah ah!" The faerie gave a wicked laugh. "I have your name! Now no-one will call you by it!" "Thank you," she said. "To win it back, you must- what?" "I will find me a new one," she said, "one that suits me better."

I don't think I posted this over here, but some Lucius/Pete I did for a gift exchange a couple of years ago #ofmd #ofmdart

I've put the embroidery I made for the new unicorn frames project up for sale! A flawed piece but maybe someone out there would like it? 🤷🏻 The four constellations each represent aspects of Izzy 🌠 RTs appreciated! ko-fi.com/s/05025a5029

Still looking for this - I have a two page document I’m planning to hang up around town to help undocumented folks get passports for their us-born kids!!

Your capacity to love, stand tall, and peacefully take no shit unnerves them

Me and who 😌

Pretty sure I drew this for @rainbowseazine.bsky.social vol 2 a couple of years ago! Happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #lazfanart #ofmd #ofmdfanart

"you and me, we're sweet" was one of the best lines of s2 we don't appreciate it enough

This was the first day we shot Taika as Blackbeard. He still couldn’t decide if he wanted to do a different voice or not. I suggested that it’s funnier if his normal voice came out of a biker looking guy dressed like the Road Warrior

With everything in the air today, I'm dropping this now to offer some cheer to folks. Stede takes awhile to get ready in the morning, but Ed dosen't mind. It's the favorite part of his day. Particularly when Stede adds little flourishes Ed is left to think about the rest of it. 😏🍑 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Feels like a storm is coming. #ofmd #myart (I love it so much you guys 😭🩵🧡)

Wanted to go meet friends to hang out in a park, but also didn't really want to leave the house, so I put together an outfit I liked enough that I'd wanna go just to be Perceived™️ (not pictured, burgundy converse)

Stitched one segment as quickly as I could for a prototype! It didn't take long but it was really useful. Learnt the right size for some of the shapes. Also that there's no way to have pete's whittled finger on there without it looking like a 💩 😂😂😂

I think drawing this era might be a personality trait for me #ofmd

Run from me, darling... 🩸🖤 Took some time to finish it, but here's the bride! What better way to start a new sketchbook than with Ed and his bloody brides veil in a gilded frame? And if you turn the page, he'll be unveiled <3 #ofmd #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath #behindourflag

i'm two weeks late but i did finally manage a #mermay drawing!! ed and stede having a little comfort, maybe after a storm?

JIM

Happy Frenchie Friday the 13th 🐈‍⬛✨ #ofmd

One day he’d accept that being “soft” was one of his greatest strengths. CW: 🍆 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

We're alive. They're dead. Now is your time Ellen. For if not now, when?