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Welp. I've done it* again. *Watched another Taskmaster series and fallen head over heels for one of the contestants.

Spent what felt like years silently poopooing @turkishmeatchugger.bsky.social's love for Eddie Murphy's METRO. Only just realized I've been thinking of Eddie Murphy's SHOWTIME this whole time. Anyway. #NowWatching METRO. (And sorry, Dalia!)

Over the weekend, I was lucky enough to attend @shudder.com's 10th birthday tattoo celebration. The trip unexpectedly had me reflecting not only on Shudder's impact over the past decade, but also on my personal journey during those years. So I wrote about that. Link: dailydead.com/celebrating-...

I am done playing. 11:59 pm ET tonight is the last moment you have to order this shirt. Let’s get silly - post your shirt receipt in the replies and I will pick one of you to win a free year of Fango. But GET THE SHIRT. Make a crop top out of it. Cut the sleeves off. Whatever. Make it happen. LFG

Just ludicrous. I hope the family of the deceased sues the shooter -- you know, the one not being charged -- and bankrupts them into oblivion.

This is a *very* entertaining clip.

#NowWatching WILDERNESS (2006) Dir: MJ Bassett

I never tweet during a movie, but when I do, it's because I'm halfway through 2009's THE FINAL DESTINATION and it's fucking abysmal. (And I'm a dumb completist who "needs" to see it before watching the new one.)

One of my fav horror/comedies. A masterpiece that never fails to make me smile.

I hope these guys feel as stupid as they look.

The day started with tragedy with political violence in MN and instead of being scared, neighbors SHOWED UP to stand together at No Kings Twin Cities. We packed the Capitol Mall all the way to the Cathedral. Estimate 80,000+ right now. So proud of our state. #nokings #indivisible

Shocking.* *Not the least fucking bit shocking.

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

The assassination of members of the party who is not in power is the declaration of open season on the perceived electoral minority. It is fundamentally necessary to engage in all-out opposition party tactics. Things will not get better.

Only just seeing this, and it is horrifying. It was also inevitable.

I detest what you're saying, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

#NowWatching FLASHPOINT (1984) despite this terrible poster promising a wacky comedy

Boston's No Kings parade tomorrow would have clashed with the Pride Parade so the city has decided to lump everything together and call it "NO KINGS, but YAAAAS Queen!" Go Boston!

Big tough cops always have the thinnest skin imaginable.

I wish I dug FREAKY like the rest of you. I dislike Vaughn's performance as he's acting like a teen girl cliche, which is not at all what Newton is doing before the swap. She's nailing him, tho, even as he's going strictly for laughs. Dumb, but that's enough to make me go meh.

#NowWatching

Seventh year in a row! Eat it, haters

Heads up to all you Dems, none of the assholes in this administration are going to resign. Not a single fucking one. Stop pretending any of them feel shame or responsibility -- get off your ass and stand up to them.

Are we really fucking doing this. Had nothing happened to Senator Padilla at all, what she was describing is a federal takeover of a major city by military force with no specified end-date, with no legal authority. Do not let the fascists talk their way out of that.

Please bring back Rick Moranis. Please bring back Rick Moranis. Please bring back Rick Moranis. Please bring back Rick Moranis. Please bring back Rick Moranis. Please bring back Rick Moranis. Please bring back Rick Moranis.

The wonderful people at @arrowplayer.bsky.social let me fulfill a bucket list Blu-ray contribution dream of mine: JASON X. Now I’ve got an essay that only the raddest F13th fans will read. The ones who love JASON X as much as I do. There are dozens of us! 🖤