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I write the songs that make the whole world shrug. Relapsing poet. https://familydictionary.net/
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S2E2 - "Anschluss '77" - Wonder Woman stops a N*zi plot to bring back you know who. You bet I'd do it again!!! This is your reminder to always stand up for what's right. Rise up. Resist. Love thy neighbor. ❤️🤍💙

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Shoutout to my wife for insisting on pronouncing Bluesky so it rhymes with brewski.

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Shoutout to the woman in the next metro car’s Gene Simmons cosplay hairdo. Rock on.

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Der Frisch gefischt Frisch gefischt is on my list Der Frisch gefischt Frisch gefischt I can’t resist Your Frisch gefischt is what I miss When I turn out the light

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I found the street where you get paid for sex work with hamburgers.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

submitted 24 days ago • 40 comments

Some of y’all sure do love flouncin’ your policin’ here on the BlueSky.

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Держи меня, будь со мной, Храни меня, пока не начался прюнз.

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“That’s not no hee hee ha ha kinda shit.”

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The colonoscopy went well. Here’s the video. youtu.be/7axaeUQYBVA

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I'm so grateful to Booklist for this amazing starred review and for really getting what my book is all about. @crownpublishing.bsky.social #PFAS #ForeverChemicals

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Shoutout to the two guys on this train who are wearing safety vests, sitting 20 feet from each other, and communicating via walkie talkies.

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Shoutout to the Laughing Goat coffee shop on Pearl for playing the classic rock cunnilingus playlist on this crisp Saturday morning.

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New expression just dropped. “That child couldn’t find Gatorade in a Safeway.”

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Seven poems by Ukrainian poet and soldier Serhii Rubnikovych, translated by me. (Part of #7uapoems project, please subscribe!) 7uapoems.substack.com/p/seven-poem... #ukrainian #poetry

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“Let my people goth.” - Emoses

submitted 50 days ago • 18 comments

Like if a Batman Villain f'd a groundhog and if you see their offspring you might get six or more weeks of being unemployed.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

I saw a creature today—like a Groundhog in that spotting it is a portent. A skinny omen in shabby gamer clothes.

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Swing along with my commute, morning edition. youtu.be/voAmr4yPygk?...

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

We're open for a few extra days in this last-of-season submission period. AWP accomodation! Stop by, read stuff, send stuff: wigleaf.com

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Sing along with my commute. youtu.be/QPmAO4xpQcE

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Mentally rewriting the Piña Colada song to be about hopefully getting a new job this week.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

This me still cracks me up.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

The soft animal of my body loves food that gives me heartburn

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Squish-faced timeline cleanse.

submitted 64 days ago • 4 comments

Brian Eno perfectly explains selfishness of the super-rich (March 21, 2025) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh7C...

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

Let the small animal of your body nosh what it wants to nosh.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Poke the bear.

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My neighbors have never understood that garbage is Tuesday/Friday, recycling is Tuesday, and corpses are Mondays.

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Shoutout to the woman in the fur lined parka who has been cussing into her phone for four full stops as we reach the end of the green line on this fine morning of a 70 degree day.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I just got back from 36 hours in Ukraine with my brother Scott. Wanted to share a story from while we were there. At a hospital, we talked with a wounded Ukrainian soldier. I asked him what he thought about the recent change in US policy. His response in English was, “What the fuck.”

submitted 83 days ago • 209 comments

Fact-check: True

submitted 84 days ago • 390 comments

Shoutout to the nice lady at Target who, as she unlocked the cabinet so I could get my Zzquil, said, “Grab what you want at your own risk but no cooking cause that’s dangerous and I’m your neighbor, God bless.”

submitted 87 days ago • 3 comments

When is the president going to investigate Russian involvement in Transmicetria?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to the young fellow using the “emergency use only” doors to move to an empty metro car to smoke his joint in peace at 7:24 on this fine Tuesday morning.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Red Rider really oversold our preparedness and our wise to you this time ness.

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