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Reformed lawyer turned golf writer.
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The #Memorial Preview and a shout out to #BigRedLax. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings fantasygolfreport.com/2025/05/fant...

The #CharlesSchwabChallenge Preview and why we keep ending-up with a nuclear missile instead of Kelly LeBrock. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/05/fant...

The #PGAChampionship Preview and our take on Quail Hollow which Hunter Mahan compared to a Kardashian in that “it’s very modern, beautiful and well-kept. But it lacks a soul or character.” His words not ours. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/05/fant...

The #TruistChampionship Preview and the travails of playing basketball at 56. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/05/fant...

The #CJCupByronNelson Preview and some life lessons learned from the past week. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/04/fant...

I look at it like AI currently thinks it knows everything when it actually knows nothing which makes it about as helpful for my job as any of my kids would have been at 15.

The #ZurichClassic Preview and the deadly perils of Pinot Grigio. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/04/fant...

The #RBCHeritiage Preview and why I root hard for Rory. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings #fanduel www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/04/fant...

The #Masters Preview. That's it. That's the post. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings #Fanduel www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/04/fant...

The #ValeroTexasOpen Preview and get the fuck out of the left lane if you don't know why you're there. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings #FanDuel www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/04/fant...

Ostensibly this is The #TexasChildrensOpen Preview but it's really about more drinking and bar fighting. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings #FanDuel www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/03/fant...

The #ValsparChampionship Preview and exercising our First Amendment right to support electric cars that we wouldn't be caught dead driving. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/03/fant...

The #PlayersChampionship Preview and some interim thoughts on #FullSwing Season 3. You know what to expect. #DraftKings #FantasyGolf www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/03/fant...

The #ArnoldPalmerInvitational Preview as Tornado Alley rolls into Towson, Maryland invoking the memory of the late Bishop Pickering. #API #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/03/fant...

The #CognizantClassic Preview and a plea for sanity because I'm frankly too tired, sick and hungover to deal with another one of you unhinged mutherfuckers at the moment. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/02/fant...

The #MexicoOpen Preview and my Callaway Epic GBB driver that simply will not die. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/02/fant...

Pretty sure it would be ruled justifiable homicide if I shot the TV.

The #GenesisInvitational Preview, a Super Bowl recap and a check-in to see how DOGE is making all of our lives better as we speak. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/02/fant...

The sometimes inaptly named "Fantasy Golf Report" has some thoughts on who will win the #SuperBowl and the corruption that led us to this lesser of two evils matchup. www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/02/the-...

The #Clemson coach always looks like his lawnmower just broke down.

The #WMPhoenixOpen Preview and a few suggestions to help guide the #TGL towards watchability. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/02/fant...

The golf gods are now making it personal. I’m gonna need to go cut the head off a live chicken or my 4-wood or some fucking thing.

The #pebblebeachproam Preview and the perils of simultaneously writing about Detry and Dostoyevsky. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/fant...

Jim Nantz calling Pebble Beach the most beautiful place on Earth not sitting well with those of us who’ve been to Sandy Point State Park. #Maryland

The FGR #NFL Conference Championship Game picks and a few choice words about the Ravens' playoff gameplans or lack thereof. #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/the-...

One of the cool things about being a Ravens fan is that you at least make it to mid January before not giving a fuck about football anymore.

The #FarmersInsuranceOpen Preview and the lady in the ski shop looking at my spindly ass legs thinking "one of us is clearly in the wrong place." #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/fant...

Last weekend's 3-3 record wasn't enough to discourage us from making more NFL picks. I mean shit, they have to be better than this week's golf picks. www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/the-...

The #AmericanExpress preview and the FGR's continued retreat from social media (yes I detect the hypocrisy). #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/fant...

The golf picks are looking strong this week so we decided to double down with some NFL insights recognizing in real time that it's a terrible idea. www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/the-...

The #SonyOpen Preview and a review of my recent trip from District 4 to the Capitol. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2025/01/fant...

Marty Smith (who I like a lot) beclowning himself at the altar of Tiger and making this sound like a charitable endeavor was it for me. Even the LIV announcers winced at that propaganda. #TGL

We decided to recap our performance on and off the golf course in 2024 while panning a few TV shows in the process. www.fantasygolfreport.com/2024/12/the-...

My goal is also to consume about 1200 calories per round so Rory and I have that in common. #CryptoChallenge

The #HeroWorldChallenge Preview and a curmudgeon's take on AI. #FantasyGolf #DraftKings www.fantasygolfreport.com/2024/12/fant...