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she/they/uhhhhhhhh making a mess of things
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therapy is so embarrassing it's like hi I'm here for my crying appointment

ahh I saw The Lord Of The Rings: The Musical today and I was joking with Max beforehand about not having a budget and ending up with Adidas Legolas Legolas was actually wearing sneakers I'm 💀

potential drag king names (please don't tell me if they're taken): Cody Pendant Penis Guytrap Horatio Hornblower

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Today is like

Waving this shit in Sam Altman's face while screaming, "IS THIS YOUR GOD?!"

Happy Pride month, all! Way back in 2018 I made these galaxy pride flags. They were shared many thousands of times, featured on Vice, and even made their way onto book covers and into video games. Here are the original ones I created (in no particular order!) so Bluesky can have them too. 💙

I'm doing the online pre-learning for my first aid re-qualification and I can look past the terrible 3d modelling and the janky programming, but some of this is factually wrong

everybody do the wenis

I got a dropout subscription and kind of haven't watched anything else since

every company from june 1st until june 30th

keep going (1/2)

✨WHEEZING✨ (please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)

Chuck Tingle: good evening, my good chums King: oh excellent! it's chuck tingle! King: he's great, he's always so funny Tingle: actually, chums, this is serious horror King: what

hey, so what's the protocol when one player in your ttrpg group keeps cancelling your supposedly weekly game (sometimes with less than two hours notice) to the point that you've played twice since February, and she's just cancelled again so she can hang out with her streamer friends?

i have devised a PLAN step 1: i get my own place step 2: step 3: i have GAY SEX

too exhausted from bad sleep and hard work day and going to the doctor and trying to sell a house and buy a house so I skipped my HEMA class tonight for the first time in like a year

absolutely not but his patch notes would be amazing amendments most noble and necessary: - behold, a tutorial. it explains how to jump. to jump. art thou satisfied? - “let us pet the dog,” they mewled. fine. the dog may now be pet. pet him, and be thy done - nerf’d the goose

they/them got me feeling like shakespeare the way those Titties Androgynous

good news everyone. boat stuck. no one hurt. incredible photos.

Make yourself hard to kill. I love you.

they should invent news that is good