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I’m at da barbecue joint and I need a narcan for this ozempic

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finding out donald trump genuinely is enraged by this is amazing and i hope people keep pressing him about this so we can destroy the US by basically playing chicken with him

submitted 8 days ago • 51 comments

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

submitted 13 days ago • 262 comments

WIFE: BABE! There's a Franco outside! ME: (SHOTGUN BLAST THROUGH THE DOOR) ME: (turning over body) ME: It's just Dave. WIFE: Come inside! We've got to lock the door. ME: No use. This was the distraction. Baby, we're already dead.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Finally, comics are for everybody.

submitted 17 days ago • 83 comments

The final results from the 2025 #NBADraftLottery presented by State Farm: 1. Mavericks 2. Spurs 3. 76ers 4. Hornets 5. Jazz 6. Wizards 7. Pelicans 8. Nets 9. Raptors 10. Rockets 11. Trail Blazers 12. Bulls 13. Hawks 14. Spurs

submitted 24 days ago • 8 comments

yes

submitted 24 days ago • 19 comments

if you believe this, it just means someone else was doing this for your machines as a child

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

Me, after I’ve had 2 Red Stripes and someone tells me not to say the word bitch:

submitted 34 days ago • 255 comments

dude vril is fucking breaching containment this shit does not bode well for the world

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Three users on X who feuded with Elon Musk in December saw their reach on the social platform practically vanish overnight, The New York Times found, signaling that Musk or others at the company have the power to punish critics and that they may be willing to use it.

submitted 43 days ago • 119 comments

love a senator imploring regular citizens to fight back against tyranny. dawg you spent the last twenty years giving machine guns and tanks to traffic cops this is like pushing your toddler into the ring with ivan drago

submitted 44 days ago • 75 comments

CALL MY GIRL GEORGE THE WAY SHES GOT W BUSH

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She Jack my Diamond Sword till it’s black

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how everyone’s gonna be moving when this recession hits

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I’m like a terrorist but against agile dude, my story will be the last described in points

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Attorney General Seeks Death Penalty For All UnitedHealthcare Customers

submitted 65 days ago • 637 comments

this lil devil playing with my thing, her hands were NOT IDLE!💯

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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!

submitted 91 days ago • 1203 comments

I know this is absurd, but the propaganda works in because of the absurdity rather than in spite of it. While this quote is about antisemitism, it readily applies to most forms of bigotry.

submitted 92 days ago • 24 comments

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

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kicked from work slack for asking “y’all know if tomorrow is an A day or a B day

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Dumbest people alive

submitted 116 days ago • 97 comments

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

submitted 116 days ago • 249 comments

i will watch any moneyball clip recommended to me on youtube at any time no matter what i'm supposed to be doing

submitted 117 days ago • 4 comments

Hey so this is terrifying.

submitted 121 days ago • 1 comment

the new video tab on bluesky is genuinely very good and i’m a big fan of this edition. dare i predict that bluesky will become the “everything app”. sound off if you like that phrase i just came up with

submitted 126 days ago • 91 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 130 days ago • 1678 comments

holy shit lmao

submitted 131 days ago • 546 comments

My take on the Elon hitler salute thing is that it was unintentional in the sense that he intended to make it a more ambiguous hand gesture with plausible deniability but completely fucked it up