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Former JCPenny model (1985-86). 🍊 San Luis Obispo 🍊
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absolutely smashed the first pluot of the season just now

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I really hated Sunderland a decade ago when it was us or them to go down but they do have a handsome stadium. This is fine!

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My watch notified me that I doubled my move goal while I was wheezing at Conan dressed as Freud laying on a deflating air mattress. Things are out of control here.

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three day weekend

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new (to me) band with a cool new (to everyone) song

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lmao at the disgusting fascist Pepe Reina being sent off in his last ever game. RIP bozo.

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Crumbling Kevil, KY

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But I was told the parliamentarian’s word was final. Surely this is a mistake.

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evil, evil country that we have here

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Man what a fucking headline

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Crying Adults at Sporting Events: fine, good even. Funny to see grown people crying about sports. Crying Children at Sporting Events: bad.

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I’m begging sports television producers to stop showing crying kids in the stands. It sucks!!

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cackling like a maniac

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Follow user at joannepistonfan dot bsky dot social for good opinions on law and order.

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I’ve decided that my most conservative reactionary opinion is that walking your dog off leash outside of the context of a dog park should be a capital offense. Order must be maintained at all costs (in this case, the humble leash).

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This is helpful and in the spirit of #helpfulness, I'm happy to share one of the five first-month-free passes I have to the Aston Villa Review newsletter. Just DM me and I'll get it to you! #avfc

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I swear I remember last week everyone was talking about Afrikaner refugees settling in the U.S. but now I can’t find any mention of them. Mandela Effect?

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Javier Bardem should travel everywhere with Conan.

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lmao

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I’ll never get over the fact that JD Vance is the world’s most powerful boy from Ohio. It should be me!!

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IT HAPPENED AGAIN

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aston villa football club

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That’s like the third Villa goal this season that’s made me tear up a little. I don’t understand why I’m getting so emotional about goals now haha

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Our “intelligentsia” are dumber than fucking sacks of hog shit

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bump in case all of the talk of The Detestable Boers needs context.

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can't believe how fortunate we are to live at a time when Full of Hell are churning out music like this

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Republicans: trans people are subhuman we want them out of sports, bathrooms, teaching positions, basically every aspect of life people on the left: hey man, that sucks and we shouldn’t treat trans people that way at all establishment Democrats: we lost because we were too focused on trans people

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This kid is 15, and so has a moral clarity and uprightness that no adult elected official would or could ever have. There aren't really and never have been two sides of this issue, but if it has to be argued as a binary thing I don't see how anything less than this could seem like the side to be on.

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these people are sick and should have no place in polite society

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very weird thing happening with Grok on Twitter/X lol Elon Musk's AI chatbot can't stop talking about South Africa and is replying to completely unrelated tweets on there about "white genocide" and "kill the boer"

submitted 10 days ago • 42 comments

Fuck the fascists.

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The scrabble dictionary can get FUCKED since one of these words wasn’t in it!! A disgrace!

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Trump is going to win Ohio +35% in 2028.

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