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a true fact about me is that i became an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church so that i could officiate Thomas Middleditch’s wedding, but then we realized that in Canada the rules are different and i wasn’t allowed. i’m still ordained though

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the thing about Bean is, he takes personal hygiene VERY seriously

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

gotta catch em all

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

some sentences that are never finished: “well, i never” “why i oughta” “why you little”

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Always pay attention to your surroundings. I just saw two 3 year old kids run into each other at full speed in the park. If I wasn't paying attention I would have missed it.

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