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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

See ya shortly Iowa. Doing nothing is not an option. Onward to 2026 !!!

Stripping birthright citizenship from people born in this country goes against rights guaranteed in the Constitution. We must stand against unconstitutional actions and stand up for the fundamental rights granted to people in the United States of America.

Yes, Elon - it’s clearly Omead Adshar’s fault that European Tesla sales have cratered. Good work.

Miller here says NYC used to define America but now it doesn’t because immigration… The Statue of Liberty is literally a fancy lighthouse given to welcome immigration ships. Possibly the most famous move about NYC culture is about a family of singing immigrant mice.

When a mob was barreling down on him, Michael Fanone stood strong to defend our country. Fanone embodies the American spirit of bravery. While elites hide and kiss up to Trump, be like Mike — be brave.

Elon, not satisfied with killing children and sick people in impoverished countries, now has his sights on his workers.

So, peace is off?

The Quantum Witch Original Video Game Soundtrack is out now! We’re very proud of it and here are some links to places it’s available either for a cost of about £4 or for nowt if you’re a Spotify person. Great artwork cropping, Bluesky/DistroKid distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

scariest data point out of Austin so far comes from a source familiar with Tesla's team, who says they've been working insane hours (no surprise) and "can't wait to be done so they can go home to California" white-knuckling 10 cars w/"safety riders" in a tiny geofence and talking about being "done"

Good thing the guy who took a gamble is also known for bankrupting casinos. That’s the kind of guy who understands the odds.

“The unconstitutional bombing of Iran is a distraction…” -Sen Chuck Schumer, probably

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

More of this.

If I was ever a freelance writer I'd call my company "Money for old trope". p.s. this is an excellent joke

As many of you may already know, I am the developer of @iceblock.app. This morning the hardcore right wing on X decided to doxx my home address, full legal name, and incite hate and violence towards me and my family. The comments are filled with hate and antisemitism, and since there seems 🧵

CNN has always sucked - I have lived in enough countries during times of global media events and have seen how CNN has always put itself in front of the story - but their last decade of placating fascists has been the worst. If they’re going to be taken behind the woodshed, they deserve it.

Shouldn’t the NY Times headline note that this new policy breaks the law?

The guy who whines because he hasn’t played golf in three weeks has some thoughts on how Americans have too many holidays.

One great thing about blocklists: The smokey-eyed couch fucker is already blocked before I even knew he was here.

Execs from the company that helped foment a genocide are now taking their expertise to the US Army.

Soft, strange, and suddenly heavy. Yup, that's me!

Fuck those sons of bitches and the low life Palantir turds who lick their boots.

Trump has been walling us off from foreign-made goods, ideas, and most significantly, humans. This month, Trump banned entry from most or all nationals from 21 countries; leaked memo suggests another 36 to be added. Trump is finally building his wall, and Americans will pay for it.

Alito’s wife is the head of the SBA?

Okay it’s me. I did it. I sprayed Holy Water on Kristi Noem.

Holy crap - this story just gets better. I thought the guy was just spouting off at who he thought was just another woman but turned out to be the president of signal, but he was responding to HER initial post! Fucking dude…come on now.

Software development doesn’t need help with basic template code or autocomplete. It’s a tiny fraction, and frankly an easy part of the job. GenAI in general is built on massive IP theft, costs enormous energy to train and use, wastes water for communities 1/2

yes they are. they are christians and you have to deal with that

Well akshully

All this saber-rattling by Trump has got to make convos pretty awkward with his Anti-WW3 video making NDI Tulsi Gabbard.

“oh They got this all screwed up”