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these posts are everything, or maybe posts are just my only thing

capitalism has put me in a position. anyone have 8 thousand dollars laying around I can just hold on to for a minute?

there are only 2 names. Adam, and Eve. if you want me to learn another name just for you, special, you're a fucking snowflake

“I support our committing unprovoked and groundless attacks at the behest of a genocidal foreign power” is a hell of a position.

does anyone just wanna be friends?

just saw a guy call Jenny from Forrest Gump a "one of a kind piece of shit" did you WATCH the movie??

what do you do when you ran out of coping mechanisms a year ago?

feeling sick to my stomach about... everything.

do girls know they're perfect?

🧌this emoji is a person too. lonely emojis make me so sad

bakeries PLEASE stop leaving it up to everyone to ask ingredients for every item. if your chocolate chip cookies have nuts BE UP FRONT! they usually do not have nuts! if you use almond flour for your bread PUT A GODDAMN SIGN, I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK IF BREAD IS NUT FREE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME

why is it always the guy poking people's eyes out that says that "an eye for an eye" shit?

1992: Benjamin Netanyahu claims Iran can develop nuclear weapons within 3 to 5 years. 1995: Israeli government says Iran will have nuclear weapons by 2000. 1996: Benjamin Netanyahu claims Iran has nuclear ambitions. 2002: Benjamin Netanyahu says Iran will have nuclear weapons within a few years.

harry potter was a feminist

this would get a lot more serious action in the streets than anything else

we are in a hypersexualized yet sex negative landscape. puritans have won the culture war. there will absolutely be a sex panic in the next 2 years. we will no longer have ironic uses of sexually charged words. slut, whore, hooker, it's all going away. "proudly sexual" is disappearing

Funny how bsky is such a sex positive place until it comes to supporting sex workers. Funny how that works. Hilarious, actually.

everyone in the 1700s when having a window cost 8500 dollars:

I need 12 bangers all day chef

one time I was trying to get into jogging and I told my neighbour I did a 5k in one hour (on a treadmill while watching tv) and he looked at me and said "well, that's just walking though" it was NOT walking

no cat is being evil from the grave?

juneteenth is OVER but it's still vitally important that you share, donate, befriend, and listen to black people