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Dave Feit is an observer of the absurd, HuskerMax columnist (https://bit.ly/3JetUvx), and purveyor of snark and sarcasm.
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When the midwestern pope slaps his knee and says "Welp, I probably should go" it means there is still another hour of mass left to go.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

All this talk about "New Pope". Me, I prefer Popa-cola Classic. Or, if you have it, Cherry Pope

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Lord, hear our prayer.

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Still several rounds to go in the papal ping pong tournament.

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submitted 2 days ago • 67 comments

For those of us unfamiliar with the papal conclave.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This thread is worth your time.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Here are the messages currently outside two different veterinary clinics in #LNK: "Be glad that you do not have anal glands" "Show us your pitties"

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Sheduernfreude (noun): pleasure derived by someone from watching Sheduer Sanders freefall in the NFL draft.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Me, when I see RFK Junior's face: www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8YM...

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Why solve problems when you can legislate against an already marginalized group of citizens!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Lord, please protect our valiant culture warriors as they waste time and resources protecting us from things that don't exist here (but do potentially represent business competition for the guv)

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I know he's not on here, but a shout out to Josh Peterson for doing something Nebraska has been trying to do for years: Catching 3.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Somebody should do a welfare check on the folks across the river.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Let me get this straight: Fringe extremist infiltrates a major political party, rises to the rank of Vice President, throws around diplomatic weight to force a meeting with the Pope, and then MURDERS said Pope? Folks. This is a Dan Brown novel.

submitted 19 days ago • 284 comments

Time to check who my senators are and… oh no.

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Someone once said NextDoor is the social network for dogs if they could type. It’s always “what’s that noise?” and “who’s that stranger?” which is exactly what I imagine my dogs would text other neighborhood dogs.

submitted 25 days ago • 527 comments

I'm not saying there are too many bird noises piped into The Masters, but my cat has never been more interested in a TV show.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Me, to the people who think Lincoln's streets are shitty, but didn't think extending a quarter cent sales tax hike was the answer:

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Me, to the people who keep pushing WTA:

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

That's some #Nebrasketball shit

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

No, no, dip UP stupid!

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Setting the aside the utter ridiculousness of the penguin tariffs, my brain is broken trying to understand the order in which these tables were laid out. Does nobody in the administration know how to sort an Excel table? Or - as has been their M.O. - is chaos the only real objective?

submitted 37 days ago • 3 comments