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Hey, let's make a rascal omelet.

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Out on the road where my lonely thoughts roam the song that never came home traipses like a melody clever in rhyme along a highway in 3/4 time Subtle in verse, supple in lyric softly reminding all love is pyrrhic softly reminding the rhythm to roll while passion strains to loosen control

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youtu.be/4QCOJo9YH9M?... 14 minutes and well worth it.

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We didn't get the aliens, in part because they were profoundly ugly amphibious insectoids. But we were polite. They crazy thing was they loved us. They knew about us and called us the storytelling animals.

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#HeavenDogs Lily & Nemo ~1999.

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This quote, "No human being can really understand another, and no one can arrange another's happiness," is indeed attributed to Graham Greene.

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Here's Nigel! He's been our little boy for 12 or more years. Born with 3.5 legs spent 1st 11 months in shelters. He is such good boy except when he barks like a maniac or destroys every carpet in the house.

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I got my "handler's" permit. I applied for 2 jobs. I am over beating myself up about my last job. 10 yrs of bad sleep caught up with me and I had a failure and they fired me. I know it's my own responsibility, no one to blame but me, but now moving on.

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We need a national understanding of, and resolve about, in-laws abusing their children's spouses. Akin to a prenup, there needs to be an agreement about what influence they think they can exert, and how they treat grandkids. Which they don't fucking own, and have no say in naming.

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Wordle 1,465 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Yeah, Baby...

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I'm at the store and loading my groceries into my car. A guy walks by. "Excuse me sir, do you have any spare change?" "No, sorry I don't have any change," I says. He called me a liar. I really really considered beating his ass.

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Wordle 1,465 2/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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How many Flat-Earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 14

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Wordle 1,464 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Deduction.

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It's like a four lane highway shrinks down to 1 lane just before a hairpin turn. So easy for them to close.

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If you are a patriot, you respect the constitution and refrain from violating it every ten minutes. If you are a patriot you respect our system of checks and balances. If you are a patriot you support Justice and Peace for Americans.

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Sammy's Ratio For every good American citizen there are two immoral idiots.

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It occurred to me that super macho, toxically masculine guys are suffering from a type of gender dysphoria. They want to be "that man" so badly they go through endless rituals to prove themselves "Dude," but it's never enough.

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I'm so old Harry Truman was my president for 10 days.

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I'm thinking of another TV series I'll never write. It's a 60s style private eye show. The main character is a brilliant mathematician, a private eye, and he owns a night club called Sammy's Ratio. His detective work is very discreet his club patrons don't generally know about it. He plays piano.

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Today's alias is NOT Fluke Elvinskrote.

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youtu.be/EIYTaeeN1Og?... This song might break you.

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Light, to me, is the heart of the home. From outside & from electricity. I can't see the spirit of our home w/o adequate illumination. I can feel it, of course but I need to see. I like to have the lamp on my wife's nightstand on because she too is the heart of the home. I'm the appreciative ghost.

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Well, I'm unemployed. Not panicking yet. There seem to be jobs around for a semi-retired dude. I don't think I could take going back to my gig as a funeral heckler.

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I had three Uncle Franks.

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#bandNames

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I hate it when the kids down at the pharmacy call me "Old Sassy Glands."

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#BandName Paranoid Raindrop

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I never was a car dude. Didn't work on them, didn't talk about them. Didn't know one engine from another. But I saw an engine on YouTube The Rolls-Royce Griffon is a British 37-litre (2,240 cu in) capacity, 60-degree V-12, liquid-cooled aero engine designed and built by Rolls-Royce Limited.

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It's a deep and very fucked up scar on humanity - Racism. Shame on you.

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Not bragging. Went to Lowe's. There was a guy in a wheel chair in the parking lot, he asked me for change but I had no cash. I had a double snickers in hand which I purchased with my Lowe's credit card. I offered him half but he said he had not teeth. When I pulled into the lot there was a guy with

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Back in 1960, Bill Willis and I would strap one of these nose whistles to our face with a big rubber band and drive around on our bikes making an unholy racket. That is all.

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Sometimes I think songs are the bricks life is made of.

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I dearly love my daily scrub jay visitors. they have stopped screeching and just sit on the porch rail patiently. One of them is becoming more familiar. I see it out the front window and slowly, slowly open the door and step out. The bird now sits for a while checking me out before flying off.

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Discompunctive

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