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Everyone who ever lead a company while it refused to hire legal workers should be put in the electric chair on live television. This is a policy platform that aligns with right wing American values.

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I’m creating an exciting new superhero who kills babies and also anyone who tries to make him sad about his great power and the great responsibility to kill babies it brings.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is what happens when you vax your babies

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

Leslie Knope would have killed far fewer people.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

When they enroll you into accelerated programs the curriculum should include a mandatory class for kids called The Torment: Coping Strategies and their Limits.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Krennic in Andor: Commanding and hateful presence, an immediate threat to the coolest character on the show Krennic in Rogue One: I’m sowwy mistew Vadew but the twuck dwivew got away

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Time to watch Rogue One

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

it’s astounding how twitter has quite possibly the dumbest user base of any social media these days

submitted 28 days ago • 647 comments

I can’t believe Partagaz crushed Blevin’s head with his bare hands like an overripe honeydew. Disney+ is getting ridiculous.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

every day I log on and people try their best to get me to lose my faith in humanity. but I am resilient and have a bad memory

submitted 40 days ago • 28 comments

soy occupied government

submitted 31 days ago • 489 comments

If a cop catches you using your 2A rights they’re allowed to decide if they’re scared enough to execute you.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Now might be a good time to consider joining or starting a local Human Supremacist cell.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Empathy is a form of mental self defense. Empathy is a sin. Two things can be true at the same time if they’re true for the same reason.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The only thing that is important is people. People are all that matter. If you disagree it is because you are anti-human and serve the adversary of your species as its obedient slave. You’re a traitor and your soul has been gored out of you, gaining nothing in return. It’s that simple.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

It’s so obnoxious that people think capitalism is a function of racism instead of the other way around. Scarcity defines how you treat Others, that’s just obvious. The lie that humans just Are That Way is so capitalism is invisible to you and you let it get away with it all, or help it. Distracted.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Delighted to hear some NFTs are lost media

submitted 41 days ago • 274 comments

Every day is a gift from a lazy murderer.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

No offense, but you seem impossible to trick. Wait, no, the other one, easy to trick.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

⚠️ Never tell a white person they deserve to be alive EVEN without paying for it—they will try to murder you!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

If you chose to participate in a system in which you can only lose, that means you can only ever be a loser. Why would any rational intelligent adult chose this? Why would any naive child be tricked into participating in it? Oh wait

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Every town I go to, I teach the wonders of letting me stab your children right in the face, the hateful losers protest me without fail.

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This episode deserves to be nominated for an Emmy. They also had no idea Jack Horner is name dropped in Jurassic Park lmao

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

“I didn’t mean to do it, it was a mistake” the industrialist said, “I’m just a stupid fucking idiot like all of you!”

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Trouble brewing on the wasian planet Chandrila

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

You aren’t gonna believe this, but this politician sounded just like my favorite book or movie, without even trying.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

“Autistics are prone to rigid thinking,” determines system that routinely lies about rules, who they apply to, and when they are changed.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Thousands of years of killing every person who refuses to be dominated probably had no negative effect on the European gene pool. That process is never referred to as domestication in ANY context.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

If you never meet anyone who is dumber than you, just rotten luck really.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a good day to remember all the parts in the Bible about destroying human shields and giving money to the rich.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments