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Chicago dad / pig. NSFW account. I’m just like your real dad, except I’m proud of you. Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein!
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My partner: if Playboy had Playmates and Penthouse had Pets, what did Hustler have? Me: scabies?

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Doms that capitalize "Me" and "My" when referring to themselves, outside of conversations with their submissives: douchey or no?

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

Man commits countless sins but remains eternally young, while the fruit in his kitchen smells more and more rotten: The Picture of Durian Gray

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Economic blackout day! No cash or A$$ for fascists! 💸🍑

submitted 122 days ago • 3 comments

People who think there isn’t a Straight Pride parade have obviously never experienced St Patrick’s Day in Chicago.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

We stan.

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submitted 113 days ago • 94 comments

WE GOT THIS! Starts NOW - through the 14th. Don’t touch Amazon or anything Jeff Bezos owns.

submitted 115 days ago • 1355 comments

Other Gays: I wonder how much ketamine I can do before passing out at the club? Me, A Middle-Aged Bear: will eating this many Pringles make me constipated?

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Brutal.

submitted 121 days ago • 1046 comments

This is where we are now: An elementary school at Fort Campbell has removed all books from its library that so much as *allude* to slavery or the civil rights movement. The wholesale erasure of history in real time.

submitted 134 days ago • 2066 comments

If you live in the NYC Metro Area, help spread the word about the S_onewall Action. Download, Print and Post the Action Flyer everyone in the NYC Metro Area (and don't forget LI, Jersey, Westchester and.. and...) #Stonewall See you on Saturday.

submitted 133 days ago • 17 comments

Roses are red Gender’s performative Your conception of romance Is heteronormative (Another one from the vaults)

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Please go and do this, and leave a comment on their feedback page telling them to bring back the T! I did; it was easy.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

“No politics or pronouns” = T*ump-supporting f*ggot” No thanks, sister.

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submitted 137 days ago • 42 comments

The only Musk I trust comes out of armpits

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“No; the FF in my profile stands for Fuck Fascism. But yeah, I’m also into fisting.”

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Watching powerless from Europe how democracy is crumbling in the US, reminds me of those movies where someone is mind-controlled by an alien or ghost. I want to yell: "America, we know you are still in there. If you can hear us, you must fight. YOU CAN DO IT. FIGHT THIS!"

submitted 143 days ago • 1025 comments

Now more than ever.

submitted 143 days ago • 437 comments

Marko Elez, an Elon Musk staffer with access to the Treasury Department’s sensitive payments system, has quit after racist and pro-eugenics posts surfaced, including one stating, ‘Just for the record, I was racist before it was cool.’

submitted 143 days ago • 400 comments

Please sign! We need to hold companies accountable for caving to right -wing pressure. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ta...

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