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very fun to read frederick douglass accurately describe the problem with the pardon power in 1867

In the clurrrb (sandwich), we all fam (🎥: notoriousfoodie)

Everyone in my friend group said I would probably be the first one of us to die but I guess the joke's on you isn't it Jim

I absolutely hate having to ask for help, but for the first time in my life, I feel completely helpless and hopeless. Everything bad that can happen to a sarcastic twit like me has happened in a single month, capped off with a bad car wreck that I am grateful to have survived. Much love, friends

"...so anyway, that's why I'm worried about the future of Krypton" [heckling voice from the back] MORE LIKE BORE-EL AMIRITE

If you scream at the puppets wandering the halls at night, don't blame us if they scream back.

A Reminder From Our Comedy Lounge: Please do not record tonight's Joni Ernst performance of "Seasons In The Sun."

Aragorn: you have my sword Legolas: and my bow Gimli: and my axe Me: and my cat

all the troop and cop fetishism has led to something really remarkable: legions of unaccountable masked stormtroopers just nabbing people in sleepy little towns. struggling to think of any conception of a free and open society that could honestly countenance this

NEW: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating violent extremism.

This will have precisely zero to do with Jewish safety, just as the original travel ban had zero to do with Jewish safety. It will have everything to do with animosity towards Muslims, despite being enacted in the name of and in spite of the protests of Jews who asked for no such thing.

here's today's post: "no gay boat for the Navy, because what if it turns all the other boats gay" — we’re trapped in the dumbest possible timeline. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Rookie mistake: programming your robot clone to have dementia.

I really thought Donald and Elon were lifelong friends—it’s kind of sad to see that fall apart.

Just amazing www.techspot.com/news/108173-...

COP: Do you know why I pulled you over? ME: I'm not sure. Over.

SecState Rubio claims that no on has died because of USAID cuts and suggested that I had lied in my reporting. So here I show him photos of specific children who have died because of the Trump administration's reckless cancelation of aid: www.nytimes.com/2025/05/31/o...

I'm a shitposter first and foremost

This statement from Jonathan Joss's husband is heart breaking. No, headline writers, he wasn't "killed in an argument with a neighbor." He was *deliberately murdered* for being gay right after his dog was decapitated. Bet the murderer calls himself a "Christian." THIS is why Pride is important.

Had a call with trump for 1 hour and 15 mins. Apparently "The Art of the Deal" lets me do whatever I want.

The TACO two week tilt. 2 weeks ago: "I am not happy Putin is killing civilians" Today: "Putin told me he will have to kill more civilians and that's ok".

171 weeks of my 3 day war. Reactions to ✈️🌉💥 are: Trump 😭 George Galloway 😭 Tulsi Gabbard 😭 Hinckle 😭 Snowden 🤐 Scott Ritter 😭 Glenn Greenwald 😭 Chomsky 😭 Medvedev 🥴🍸 Darth 😤 Ukraine 🤣 I remain a master strategist.

Did you ever think you'd live in a time when a KGB agent turned a Republican President of the USA into his press secretary?

“.. I work in Toys and we had about 600 price changes in the last couple days... EVERYTHING went up," one user posted last week. “It's f***ing crazy." @the-independent.com $WMT $TGT www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Chris Murphy: "We can't be preparing for the 2026 election. It might not come. All of our focus right now has to be on protecting the democracy, about stopping the corruption."

Stephen Miller is privately raging over deportation numbers he deems too low. So he's shifting huge amounts of law enforcement resources away from fighting serious crimes and into his immigration crackdown. If voters knew about this, they'd recoil. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/1961...

@citizencohn.bsky.social: "Joni Ernst’s cringey videos were wrong. They also reveal a lot about the GOP’s desperately dishonest sales job." www.thebulwark.com/p/yes-people...

Elon got a black eye and now he's firing back at Trump's whole administration and the entire Republican party. Watch Rick talk about Elon's messy exit from the White House here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMJT...

Bannon Betrays Big Beautiful Bill

We’re dealing with a significant mental health crisis in our country.

i dont even care about the fucking language anymore i just cant let duo win

I vote for shit I don't read is shockingly honest

And yet, she knew this and still voted for him.

Musk may have left his gov post but I told @bloomberg.com his unconstitutional power grab still faces major legal heat The litigation won’t let up until he’s held accountable for what DOGE has done to our democracy

It has begun.

I’ll die first.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh… shit.

(Reuters) - FEMA staff left baffled after the disaster agency’s head said during a briefing that he hadn’t been aware the US has a hurricane season. https://www.reuters.com/world/us/fema-staff-confused-after-head-said-he-was-unaware-us-hurricane-season-sources-2025-06-02/

Mike Johnson has been working harder to conceal details of his bill than a three-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor.

Fucker must pay.

“Senior FBI executives are being pushed out and the director, Kash Patel, is more freely using polygraph tests to tamp down on news leaks about leadership decisions and behavior” www.nytimes.com/2025/06/01/u...

The Republican state legislative playbook for many years has been: 1) Gerrymander the districts after taking power 2) Pass burdensome restrictions to suppress voters 3) Restrict ballot initiatives so voters can’t use them to undo 1 and 2 or pass progressive policies

It’s insane how many people were mad at inflation and then voted for this

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Once again, this is all nonsense