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fierceboar.bsky.social
Fiscally Communist, socially male The fartist formerly known as @blowfart They/he
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there's a small subset of people here who are driven mad whenever they aren't allowed to quote or reply to something. they think everything they see on their phone is their property and they just short-circuit. they'll bust through the floorboards to yell at you. it's really something to see

Once again reading about football in the afterlife and crying so hard that i feel sick Thank you Mr Bois, i will never remember how you pronounce your name

Performance art piece idea: i strip naked, strap a blank white canvas to my back, take out a knife, and run at a cop as fast as i can

Ken Sims SHOCKED to hear that “beatings will continue until morale improves” is not a viable strategy for dealing with mental health problems

Hey man i don’t want to come across as too forward or anything, but would you like to come over to my place and watch Blade (1998) shirtless with me

Gotta love western game dev, Oblivion remaster took literally 30 hours to download

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yes. i was turned into a kobold for 7 years

Im workin in the spreadsheet mines, but have taken a quick break to be visible! Hello!

Asking the mirror to show me a guy whose favourite song is "The Monster Mash" and then staring in horror as it reflects my own face back at me

god is looking down on her amphetamine angel warrior princesses engaging in libbed out forum beef instead of procuring firearms and shaking her head in grief

i need to simulate a unix file system in C but im addicted to sending bunny images to my girl friend . when she sends me a small rabbit inside of a cabbage leaf it feels like heroin

im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "

Thinking about texting every guy I know with “do you wanna come over to my place, take your shirt off, and play halo with me?”

I would actually pay for a nyt puzzles subscription if it let me directly send a picture of my middle finger to the guy that puts together the connections everytime it’s fuckin nonsense

playing hard to want

Im not gunna lie folks, Dire Dire Docks music is genuinely so good that I get emotional

I don’t know how to fall asleep. It’s something I’ve managed to do almost every night of my life, but I always forget what I did that worked so well the night before.