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Writer, actor, comedian, YouTube movie commentator. You might have seen me on other platforms as DoctorHu or as BrawnBones, or possibly just as "Glen." Pronouns: Any/All, Formal: Mg. (Mage) Williams www.youtube.com/TheFilmOptimist
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Look, I want @lanedraws.bsky.social to remain employed for a long time. So I may have just pledged to this super-awesome Kickstarter to finance the second issue of "Someone's Died at Adventure Mountain," and you should, too.

"Welp. It's not every day you see the damnedest thing you've ever seen."

Whew! Manga won. Imagine trying to push this gift out of your industry. Imagine being hostile to this audience. Because that's exactly what the American comic industry did letting the weirdos screaming about "forced diversity" take point.

Also worth noting: if these "popularism" fetishists were serious, they'd put AOC, Sanders, and Warren in charge. They're the most popular Democrats in Congress right now. They should run everything, right? today.yougov.com/ratings/poli...

When you listen to The First Edition’s debut album, it becomes obvious how different their hit single is from every other song. The group of New Christy Minstrels alums mostly sound like… The New Christy Minstrels. Except for that one track…. #nowplaying #musicsky

I remember going with my Dad to pick up a TripTik from AAA so he would have all the directions needed for our trip. Apparently, TipTik is now an app from AAA.

Honestly, a 4k copy of Spice World should come free with every 4k TV. I will die on this hill.

I feel like we've lost something valuable in American film culture when I realize that everybody who makes movies defaults to "What if we did 'Steamboat Willie,' but as an ultra-violent slasher?" and nobody seems to fall back to "What if we did 'Steamboat Willie,' but as a softcore sex comedy romp?"

My dad is always complaining about various shows being heavy-handed with social commentary, and I tell him “yeah, they’ve been doing that forever. Look at Star Trek.” “You keep saying that, but I don’t remember it being so ham-fisted.” THATS BECAUSE YOUNGER YOU AGREED WITH IT, YOU ASS. :D

I feel like we've lost something valuable in American film culture when I realize that everybody who makes movies defaults to "What if we did 'Steamboat Willie,' but as an ultra-violent slasher?" and nobody seems to fall back to "What if we did 'Steamboat Willie,' but as a softcore sex comedy romp?"

I'm all for connecting with fans, but yesterday a remote viewer tried to perceive me with their "Demonic Wishing Eye", & I had to divert their gaze into a straw doll shaped like Scott the Woz. Please do not do that. Thank You.

My “you’re over 30” advice is hold onto the bannister. Stairs will kill you and not even look back

someone on here accused me of making the planet wither away because I'm not having kids, and all I have to say about that is which one of you fuckin snitched about my world withering plans

Honestly, a 4k copy of Spice World should come free with every 4k TV. I will die on this hill.

Lately, I've been reminding myself that 75 million voters chose Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. We didn't defeat Trumpism at the ballot box. But remembering that 75 million US adults rejected hatred and fear helps me stay encouraged during these difficult days, weeks, and months.

every article about politics in every mainstream publication is flat out lying to you if it does not emphasize that our government has been taken over by freaks and lunatics

Okay. This Pope. Boss level trolling! Here for it

some people are asking what the better messaging would be, & it's calling the republicans weird perverts who want the government to go around inspecting people's genitals. walz was on to it before he got pulled backstage and told to knock it off

Republican support for gay marriage has fallen to 41%. For those in the LGBTQ+ community who do not believe they are coming after gay marriage next after their draconian anti-trans restrictions, you're in for a surprise - we are all in this together.

ChatGPT is asked to create a map of Ireland and ends up doing the "if your nation wore jeans would it wear them like this?" meme. [Posting with alt-text I've spent far too long writing, in an attempt to convey just how gloriously, horrifyingly shit this is]

BRB — checking the Hague’s website to see if it’s possible Musk could have a warrant issued for undermining a democracy, destroying an international aid network, and being callously responsible for the deaths and/or permanent disability of at least hundreds of thousands of people.

And that’s why my M&M budget is through the roof. Someone who’s good at economy help me budget this…

Choose 20 VAMPIRES you love. One VAMPIRE per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, just VAMPIRES. Day 1

Yet another slimy statement from the company that controls the dominant share of streaming. Daniel Ek won’t protect musicians against AI — his “philosophical” question diminishes the real work that real artists do every day, as do Spotify’s poverty-wage payouts. We need the LWMA!

(AI technician tapping on the monitor and frowning after they've trained their new model on thin slices of my brain): Look at this, we had a perfectly good iMac and we've given it anxiety.

This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.

yes

celebrity ewok chef with hit cookbook "to serve the empire"

As much as there is to relish about the world’s richest man getting unceremoniously offboarded by the very government he spent a quarter of a billion dollars to install, the joy quickly fades upon remembering: Elon Musk made your life worse. And the true extent of his harm will continue to unfold.

The only stories I want to read about Elon Musk are investigative pieces about why the hell he hasn't yet been arrested for illegally demolishing the federal government in order to line his pockets and steal data.

Gonna give y'all some freebie headlines: MUSK DEPARTS, LEAVING TRAIL OF DESTRUCTION, DEFICITS, AND DEATHS MUSK SCORECARD: EMPTY PROMISES, FEDERAL WORKFORCE BRAIN DRAIN MUSK'S LEGACY: CAREER CIVIL SERVANTS REPLACED WITH INCOMPETENT WHITE NATIONALISTS DOGE HARMS WILL PERSIST FOR GENERATIONS

dudes love loitering and cigarettes. democrats please pay me $200m love, bugs :3

THIS THIS THIS THIS

kermies #art

The Typewriter Terrors

I think I have to give it to "The Pit and the Pendulum," which was not just a stellar Price performance, but also served as my introduction to loving horror cinema.

pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly: 🎶🎵 chompy kitten chompin’ on your hand chompy kitten this was not the plan! chompy kitten under the covers chompy kitten she’ll chomp you but you’ll love her 🎵🎶 this has been pre-coffee thoughts with Tilly

Five favorite black and white films: The Thin Man Citizen Kane Night of the Hunter Young Frankenstein A Night at the Opera

Bluesky leftists: Silicon Valley elites have embraced eugenics Reasonable pundits with zero patience for Bluesky hyperventilating: Oh come on now, nobody believes in eugenics these days. Curtis Yarvin: Eugenics is good actually.