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Born in Ireland and currently living in the Netherlands. Not the wizard, not the prince but the other Harry.
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Is there ever controversy in Austria over their entry singing their song in French or German? #eurovision

Streamers next move. Ringfencing their best original content and sticking that under a higher tiered plan.

Between the maga hats, chainsaws and now boxing gloves Propulism has taken hold.

Hot take - Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni get on great. All the supposed contempt is Hollywood bullshit to promote their otherwise average film

Playing Mario kart and I would not pass the breathalyser. Come at me cops.

11 minutes in to Cocaine Bear and I have not seen said bear take cocaine. I feel lied to.

Fair play to Tilda Swindon. Every role gets a new hair style.

I love salted caramel Tony’s Chocolonely as much as Wes Anderson loves symmetry

If the drinks are free in Club Tropicana the cover charge must be extortionate

New game hail, rain, hood. Hood stops hail. Hail freezes rain. Rain penetrates hood. On request I will send pictures of the associated hand gestures by mail. I will not cover postage costs.

I have planted the lie in my friend’s head that it’s not ‘Centre Parcs’ but ‘Senior Parcs’ who was the Spanish Walt Disney. Also a big pal of Franco.

It’s time to stop looking at TikTok when the algorithm is only feeding you videos of people cutting down trees or throwing heavy objects into frozen lakes

Do you think Tesla/ Space X employee’s are getting loads done with Elon pestering the US government with his shit instead of them?

They could have bled ads before content on prime slowly, starting with trailers for films, similar to the cinema experience instead of skipping straight to sofa and car commercials. The service provider by streamers is only going to get worse.

Best thing about Christmas with young nephews is the cover they provide for farting

Merry Christmas everyone! If 3 lads show up to your door let them in, myrrh and frankincense have great regifting potential.

Which billionaire do you think the Ghosts of Christmas Present, Past and Future are lining up this year?

It’s nice to think we’ve never been closer to having a car like Knightrider

Anyone else feel like Iron Man when they put on two oven gloves? Yeah me neither

A factory of elves at his disposal and access to the most complete consumer intent database on the planet getting Mrs Claus a present wasn’t usually a problem although since the affair things hadn’t been the same. She had been naughty and naughty people don’t get presents. They get punished.

The woman looked at the chocolate cake longingly, desperate to pierce its thick icing with her fork. The cake shuddered. Today he would die.

In the 90’s did people play cards by themselves as much as movies suggested?

I wish the internet could tell me how many sticks of spaghetti I need per person and not the weight. Much more helpful.

A pizza should be round. I HAVE SPOKEN.

Fast X is beyond stupid

Better ING. Your last campaign at Schiphol was uninspired.

Anyone else get hungry when someone on this asks you to check their feed?

Push the envelope is a term that comes originally from Mathematics and Engineering where an envelope is a boundary and here’s me thinking it was something to do with radical postmen

Don’t let them tell you it’s just Chocolate Sundae. It can be chocolate any day of the week.

Password paralysis Where you’re to scared to sign out of a platform or website because you have no idea what password you’ve used

Stand up specials should not be filmed with American audiences. Not everything is that funny.

I see a lot of fawning over Angela Merkel in The Guardian. She’s clearly a generational politician however her Putin pandering and economic policy have left Europe in its weakest position in decades.

West Hammered. You can have that for free British media.

‘I am currently away at Disneyland, reliving some childhood memories. I will be back being an adult (kind of) on Tuesday and will be glad to help with any questions.’ Maybe the best OOO response I’ve ever received. I wish they were all this wholesome.

Good for Australia banning social media for kids. There are a lot of adults out there that should be hit with something similar.

Are berries antioxidants or are other foods just pro-oxidant?

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Denim suit on the metro. I repeat. Denim suit on the metro.

Love the passion Nunez but calm the head

What about that finish to Arcane?Such a fantastic show with great characters, rich plot and a masterclass in show don’t tell