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The finest ursine this side of Irvine. Thirtysomething, bi and loving it. Writer, Freakazoid! S3. He / Him. "I miss my Cohost, Tails."
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lol Good luck. Wal-Mart and Great Value have been doing this for a decade and all they had to do was add a stripe to their Oreo knock-off. www.thetakeout.com/1872871/aldi...

💚 Take aim!

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

✨ Entering my unhinged t-shirt era 🌈✨ !!! I’m not sure sanity was ever an option… Pre orders are now available until June 23 at >>> www.patabot.com

Bless baked pasta for being so hard to fuck-up. Honestly, a forgiving dish that mostly looks after itself and it's also cheap to make? I love you. 🍅✨

She’s still jumpin’ through rifts! 💜

Anyway 🖊️🦑

It’s the month before 9/11 and life is still simple. You’re with your friends, all dressed up in Corelli costumes, waiting in a long line for opening night of Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Later you’ll hit Denny’s for a late night Grand Slam, then play Captain Corelli’s Mandolin 3 on PS2 till morning

This old fucker doing his homework with ChatGPT, guaranteed. https://www.npr.org/2025/05/29/nx-s1-5417346/white-house-acknowledges-problems-in-rfk-jr-s-make-america-healthy-again-report

Cover by Wayne Boring & Stan Kaye.

BLACK CAT #cat #illust

Ya Boy Kongming! live-action series currently scheduled to stream May 30 on Netflix www.netflix.com/title/82047725

Fucking amazing joke that when Boomhauer does a house swap for the summer, he goes from Arlen, Texas to Guelph, Ontario.

ZCAMで撮った最高指導者 色が優しい

😎😎😎 #illustration #gif #goats #anthro #furry

When it's time to call your senators again.

When @gameinformer.com reached out to us, we worked with @retromags.com to help GI build a complete digital library of the magazine for their subscribers! We're not just building our own library: We're helping games media celebrate their own history

Farmhanded, my brand new slow-burn anthro cow transformation comic (with just the right amount of blush-ily getting used to having an udder), is finally done! You can grab it at: monstrousdoctor.itch.io/farmhanded

Shame. Once upon a time, their cheap chicken sandwiches were real value for money. https://www.kansascity.com/news/business/openings-closings/article307379826.html

:3

Got this account back

My quest to improve my home coffee experience keeps bumping up against my desire not to perish in an AliEspresso machine explosion.

There exists Mario Kart-exclusive Fire Emblem content. A special set of items can be accessed in the US version of Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade only through the Mario Kart: Double Dash Bonus Disc.

🎶 makin my way downtown 🎶

I'm still mad that Dexter Jexter is the name of some CGI Glup Shitto and not a cool new bounty hunter from the prequels.

Bows (1967-circa 1973): Part of a fleet of new salty snacks from General Mills, these snacks were essentially Bugles, folded into the shape of bowties, and marketed as tasting like buttered popcorn

Special thanks to friends for talking me down from having FOMO about not watching The Last of Us. :P

Tron Bonne 💀 #megaman #megamanlegends #art

Soul Calibur announcer voice:

Covering my head with a napkin every time I get a commission so God doesn't see my sins.

Anyone happen to have an extra copy of Genus #3 they'd be interested in trading for one of Genus #2?

dude holy shit the mayor of derp city just died in a tragic roflcopter crash

Cyberpunk Commission #illustration #indiettrpg #commission

Called the Trader Joe's and asked if they had the new Dubai chocolate in stock and audibly heard the worker's soul escape their body a little more and immediately apologized. I and every other bourgeois in the area have done nothing but ask, it seems. 🍫✨

✨WHEEZING✨ (please dear goddess stick around for the US entrant 💀)