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hiring a butler whose only job is to fight Bed of Chaos and do the Tomb of the Giants in Dark Souls 1 when I get to that part

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Great email, I'm on some great PR lists, it seems.

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his body was surgically removed by thieves

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my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

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call me pretentious but I've always preferred mangannaise to animayo

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otp

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you need to be appealmaxing

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No interest in prompt posting but these metrics are fascinating. Only 4 reposts, 130 likes, but 1,100 quotes. A society that cannot even spare a like for a prompt - a deserving punishment for the laziest form of post

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EXCLUSIVE: Joe Biden Receiving Messages From Dead Parts of His Brain Which Are Already In Hell

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odor breathing dragon

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saw this comment like 3 weeks ago and still can't stop thinking about "get hopefully aids"

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writing the Wikipedia page for the orgy I had in a dream once

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the lands between needs a leftist dung eater

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I actually had a Good Reaction to Simochi.

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this is the only therapy provider covered by my insurance

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I found as many of the stupidest losers I could find and asked them for their smartest ideas on winning

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some usernames get stuck in my head like a short song. The UK's Favorite Grandmother, Dick Cheney

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the internet is a dungeon and everyone online is a monster i slay for xp

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just found out they're making borderlands 4

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a helpful way to know how tall someone is is to compare them to a nearby tree. the average tree is 100 feet tall so just divide 100 by the number of people you need to make a tree

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The Enkhakied Slut

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you should be able to pirate a blunt off the DrugNet servers but instead it's 2025 and you can only barely trick the brain-damaged email robot into marrying you (and you STILL gotta jack your own dick off)

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damn bro is this how you honor the sixth house and the tribe unmourned?

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mr clean married hot mr clean woman what would mr clean wife look like mr clean wife mrs clean 2 Mr cleans doin a chick divorce law mr clean but a woman jolly clean giant magic eraser burning skin (delete history) / (cancel)

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set one of these up in my fireplace so this year will be the final christmas

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frankly if you ain't the Good Lord then you'se one a the bad ones

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requesting a big bowl of Freedom for my last meal and being allowed to walk off death row scot-free. "The smartest prisoner in the world's history" even the victim's family was clapping and cheering

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ME (a ghost, watching my own autopsy): Stop calling them defensive wounds!! I was kicking his ass! To a point--

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handgun is a shitty name. most guns involve the hand in some way

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a great mystery of the Bible of course is who got Jesus pregnant in the first place

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spreading the rumor that a rival summoner is having an illicit sexual relationship with his blizzard elemental

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my son got killed by a Legendary Pokemon and instead of grieving I am in the courtroom because they refuse to euthanize this guy's Entei

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IAN FLEMING: and whats that animal called? ME: oh that's an Octopus IAN FLEMING (running out of the room with a visible erection): I just got a really good idea for a book

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Honoré de Balzac is French for Honor of the Ballsack

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(freestyle rapping) my life is like a video game/ Diddy's Kong Quest/ yeah / Once I had a dream I touched Diddy Kong's chest/

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she walk on my ocean til I toad my wet sprocket

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