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i like my pizza like a powerful court, supreme. with pepperoni, sausage, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, and olives. cooked to perfection by nine cloaked judges, each with varying degrees of experience and expertise.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Not to put too fine of a point on this, but if I spent the last few months putting innocent people in concentration camps and the pope died basically three seconds after I met him, I would not continue life apace, I would not immediately clock back in at the fascism factory.

submitted 45 days ago • 459 comments

i tried to flush this out of my prefrontal cortex but i think about it every day. i paid extra to receive "in-depth feedback" on a manuscript i submitted. not only did the feedback lack depth, it also referred to my writing and my metaphors as 'bizarre' four times. same word. bizarre. four. times.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

eIon put the ick in icarus

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

is anyone having fun

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

there's a sharp dichotomy between his "i know more than anybody" moments and moments where all he can do is gaslight, insult, and pass the buck

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

i really didn’t want lana to go home

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

old enough to remember when the idea of cutting police dept budgets was considered heinous and insane. now they’re out here defunding education, defunding cancer research, defunding arts & sciences, the dod and nih and hud and epa and usda and fda and ssa, etc. feel like i’m taking crazy pills.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

the united states as a concept is very much like any standard insurance policy — here’s a list of everything we have to offer you but when push comes to shove, ehh certain conditions apply lol

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

i can only imagine the disdain with which teachers of younger generations have to explain how the brand was named after nikola tesla and how none of this has anything to do with the prestige

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

why did we land on ‘trumpers’ when ‘trumpets’ is right there

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

g’damn that episode of severance

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

love that we’re not only supposed to simply believe that all these issues in government spending are accurate and real but that somehow they only exist because of democrats

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

holding out hope that jonny sun will join bluesky as the aliebn trying to understand what it means to be humabn

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

they should invent a weekend that is restful

submitted 95 days ago • 126 comments

should be so obvious now that the reason trump doesn’t know how to govern or set boundaries with thugs and dictators is because he’s a shady businessman who’s spent a lifetime playing nice and making deals with crooked archetypes

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

america is in so much danger and none of us have the slightest idea what to do about it

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

it’s so fitting how the thing that happened at the white house today saw the president of the united states display an egregious temperament that is both alarming and also comparable to any heated boardroom scene on the apprentice

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

tfw you realize the venn diagram for ‘being on the right side of history’ and ‘appreciating @theonion.com’ is a complete circle

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

so like is there no one at apple that wants to design a better ui/ux for apple tv+

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

my comment on an ig post: if only our 70+ year old politicians had the same vigor as jane fonda who [checks notes] is 87 years old npc reply: people working for Trump say they can’t keep up with him! He is doing great and a whole lot more inclusive than the Dems so called big tent. me: 🙄🥱🙃

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

this white girl on the internet posted a video about kendrick being a modern day shakespeare BUT in that video, with her full chest, she says rap stands for rhythm and poetry, and i, y’all, i came so close to believing she taught me something tonight. and she did. she taught me that i am gullible af

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submitted 104 days ago • 89 comments

i’m no economist but does this administration understand the flagrant link between unemployment rates and economic stability, because decidedly moving to cut jobs and layoff thousands of employees in an already turbulent economy is only going to muddy an already unstable job market…

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING: U.S. Park Service Changes Official Meaning Of The “B” In L.G.B.T.Q.+ On Stonewall Website: The “B” is now redesignated to stand for “Bi-ble” on the official site for the Greenwich Village monument.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

america reeks of doge shit

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

has anyone told the zoomers about “don’t say ain’t or your mother will faint and your father will fall in a bucket of paint”

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve been stuck on this for a while now and i’m afraid to ask because i know everything is wildly confusing and toxic, but can someone explain to me how the same administration that is pro isr&el is also pro n&zi

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment