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it doesn't usually work but I love when my strategy of "pretend I don't notice/care about being spy checked" works the other day I looked down at the floor and crouched as an engineer to pretend to be about to place a building while a heavy was spy checking me and he stopped and walked away

Brahm Stroker's Fuckula

i hate having pronouns in my video game slop now i have no choicr but to support putting all immigrants in labor camps

elon: Hey I rigged the election liberals: this is still the fault of leftists not voting hard enough

[spamton consoling you through your kidney stones asmr] now's your chance to pee a big rock

if I see another piece of fetish/nsfw art of the deltarune kids im gonna snap

Are… are you serious Like I’m not being spammed by bots in my DMs *and* replies here. No one is taking my posts and replying with “grok explain this.” Being here doesn’t line the pockets of a Nazi. I am also not surrounded by Nazis. I am not inundated with ads and pleas to subscribe.

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safe and sound

"Okay Houndpack 3, whoever of you gets the most kills today gets bred by me~" The director smiles, graying hair barely covering her eyepatch, standing above them at an angle where they can all stare up her skirt at her throbbing cock "And remember, good girls leave no survivors~"

combat bitchsuits for the dronified therian assassin girlies to be able to hunt down their prey as cyberwolves

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a drone without a hive, call that a drōnin

I wonder why when a scammer encounters someone who goes "hey I know you're a scammer" they try to deny it over and over no matter the lack of progress instead of just moving on to the next guy

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I do think its pretty funny that i keep absolutely forgetting what a hitachi is for and ending up with like. super tight leg and shoulder muscles every time i get back on that workout grind until i suddenly remember what the cum stick is actually for

"if you do landback how are you supposed to protect yourself from invaders?!" ...the absurd amount of military infrastructure

Cloak and Dagger in marvel rivals, also known to me as "oh I thought that was invisible woman"

by the way I have An Outfit in TF2, though sometimes the class specific versions of the horns don't work with the hat so I throw on whatever other cosmetic is available for them

I've already depicted you as the concerned baby about to be crushed by a bookshelf and me as the happy, safe baby sitting next to a sturdy bookshelf

Multi Level Mind-control

if scrubbing toilets and picking fruit is so fucking undignified to you why don't we pay people doing it like 80 dollars an hour which makes sense to me when I was climbing trees as a landscaper in 115 degree heat I was getting paid 40 dollars a day or less to me that's 200 dollar an hour work

happy people are enjoying my Horny Bitchsuited Combat Drones concept

I'm sure this will work

so who at blizzard snuck a mind controlled evil blue woman into each of their IPs

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked my 8 week old cat and she said “mrrp?”

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