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the bus driver taps the sign, "don't talk about twitch ads in chat." unfortunately the only available seat is directly across from the trivago guy, who's already giving me the stupidest fucking shit-eating grin i've ever seen

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haven't fully figured this out yet, but ya know what, fuck it ko-fi.com/flamingsacko...

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maaan i want to get into doing collabs again, i feel like gonzo in search of some kind of larger muppet-show situation to contribute some wacky shit to

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one time i saw a youtuber compare his videos to a sandwich made with two slices of bread and a few tiny peppers, the idea being that you'd have to eat through all the bread (the boring fluff parts) to get to the peppers (the interesting bits) my brother in christ, that sandwich sounds fucking awful

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"and lo, on that day they opened the tomb to find it empty, save for a bunch of blacklight posters and an unmistakably pungent earthy smell"

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i like to imagine The Algorithm as a lunch lady character from an early-90s kids' movie who scoops up a big spoonful of vague mystery-meat slop and just dumps it right on your plate

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me as a kid: "lmao what kind of drugs were they on when they made this" me as an adult: "i want more wacky whimsical shit made by weirdo stoner artists and i'm not even slightly joking"

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pov: it's your turn to talk in a job interview but your brain picks the wrong spiel "what makes you a good fit for this job?" "i'm going to ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer or think the other team doesn't have a clue, you can Dare them to answer for double the dollars"

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dont stop creating. we NEED creativity now more than ever theres so much out there puttin that shit in danger. i dont care what it is: art, music, whatever. do something fucking creative. take part in something that brings u happiness. who gives a fuck about what anyone else says create & have fun

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sometimes you just gotta make up a logo for a nickelodeon contest that doesn't exist

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y'all ever forget to change the interaction settings before clicking Post so you accidentally leave yourself open to notifications from keyword-trawler bot accounts

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drops this here while waving a giant flag that says "/LH"

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hello, this is Name from Company, and i am very excited to present the trailer for our brand new game, Something Or Other. enjoy. [one trailer later] but that's not all. our brand new game, Something Or Other, will be available Later Today. [screen transition] hello, this is Name from Company,

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excuse me, can i get a couple ice cubes in here please

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april fools everyone, i'm actually a soggy box of lasagna

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ah yes, my favorite video game subgenres: roguelike, soulsborne, tacowaffle, superwholock

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now: "go to something-or-other dot com for more info" mid-to-late 90s: "hey kids, did you know you can visit us on the information superhighway? get your parents' permission and log onto aych-tee-tee-pee, colon, slash-slash, doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou dot--"

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"coyote vs acme" watching "the day the earth blew up" actually get released

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if you see this, share a skeleton

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someone: "hey how much would you charge to 3d print this model for me" me, having zero experience with commissions: "...fuck, good question"

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is it a vent doodle of sorts? or is it just a mood? the answer is yes

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maaan i really wanna find a way to make more KCA nutshell videos without relying so heavily on reaction clips there's only so much i can Say with other people's words, so then the question becomes "what am i trying to Say about the KCAs in the first place" and i don't know the answer to that

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might fuck around and make an entire nickelodeon bumper, idk

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