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The Harris timeline is out there in the multi-verse somewhere and we think we’re in the prime timeline? Ha!

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Person Woman Man Camera TV is and always will be the mostly monumentally stupidest person in absolutely any comparison. Period. And what’s with this graphic that makes the obese rapist look thin and without his signature red tie to the floor? Throwing some words over MAGA propaganda is lazy AF.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

To say he’s got a toddler’s understanding of the economy is like saying a toddler is what you call mold growing on dog shit. Actually, I’d rather be tasked with explaining a tariff to a moldy dook than donOLD j tRump.

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Two voices I so wish we still had today. If Carl Sagan and George Carlin were still alive, we’d all be smarter, funnier, and slightly more ashamed of ourselves. Which is exactly what we need.

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Sagan said this in ‘96. How’s it going so far?

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If your life gets banned in Florida, congrats you probably had sex, empathy, or a library card.

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That little “tweet tweet tweet” at the end of The Way You Make Me Feel? Thought it was a glitch on my recording; nope, it’s baked in. Feels like a mistake, but now if it wasn’t there, the song would feel off. MJ accidentally made the world’s tiniest Easter Egg. Anyone else ever notice that?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Uh. If your approval rating is 99% then your name better be Beyonce or your full of shit.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

bsky.app/profile/did:... I've started a list of accounts that are likely fake.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

We blame everything on this one orange imbecile, but WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE put him in office and continue to shove cameras and microphones and faux respect from other world leaders in his face. And we discuss him like he’s serious. We gave up a very long time ago and this is just numb routine now.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Trump told Canada’s new PM the border’s “just a line” and repeated his delusion about Canada being the 51st state. The PM had to say…out loud…that Canada’s not for sale. And the press? Still crowding in to transcribe every absurd word. They’re not journalists. They’re enablers with press passes.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

There’s no journalistic integrity left. They pack the briefing room, get gaslit by Caroline Levitt, and still act like Trump isn’t a constitutional crisis in a suit. He’s ineligible under the 14th. But they give him what he craves; attention. Respect the office? Start by rejecting the fraud in it.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Back to prowling mode. 😆

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

People are surprised tRump wouldn’t say he’d uphold the constitution. Seriously? He’s surely heard of the 14th amendment by now which means to him that the constitution doesn’t like him and how does tRump react to someone or something that isn’t for him?

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Scientists have isolated the strain of mold responsible for infecting democracy.

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Ever get ghosted so hard it teaches you a civics lesson? I tried to make a friend. They said nothing. I got sad, then mad. Then I realized America runs on this exact emotional gas: hurt → outrage → assumption → legislation. I think I just solved the culture war.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t solve the culture war. I just lifted the rock and found a pile of earwigs wearing “Don’t Tread on Me” hats, yelling at each other about pronouns and gas stoves. Rejection hurts, but realizing how much of our politics is just misplaced personal pain? That’s existential.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Being hurt doesn’t give you the right to decide how others should live. I got ghosted, felt shitty, then almost convinced myself they owed me something. They didn’t. Just like nobody owes you agreement, validation, or your preferred version of society.

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What would happen if a reporter sat down with tRump and told him we’re scheduled for an hour interview, but I have a $100,000 bet that I can get you to leave early? The moment you storm off because you think I’m being mean, I’m up $100k. Then he hits tRump with the tough questions and takes no BS.

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This slogan is the catchphrase of hate, fear, ignorance, and discrimination. Even if the words could stand on their own meaning, America’s greatest days were never in our past. It just takes us all to realize those days could be our future and commence building that future.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

#FAFO

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not here to impress you. I’m not polished. I overthink. I crave depth and flinch when it’s offered. But if you’re kind, curious, or even just tired of bullshit then, I’ll defend you like family. MAGA? I bite. Everyone else? I’ve got room at the table. Pull up a chair.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance had to temporarily assume the responsibilities of president while Trump underwent a procedure to address a minor brain-bleed. Trump’s doctors are confidently saying that the president’s cognitive ability is the same. One doctor was quoted as saying Trump is full of brain.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Message to the bots: You soulless geniuses, you automatronic thirst-trappers, you AI catfish, you certainly do know how to pick gorgeous woman for your fake accounts.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently when he said "drill, baby, drill!" he wasn't talking about oil fields. He was talking about giving the Constitution more ventilation than the gap between his ears.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Trump playing tic-tac-toe against a literal brick: Rounds: 1000 Score: Trump 0 – Brick 1000 Caroline Levitt: "The president’s performance against the brick was absolutely historic. Sleepy Joe would've used autopen." BREAKING: 🚨 GOP 2028 Ticket 🚨 BRICK / AUTOPEN "Real Leaders. Real Results."

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I only know this is fake because CVS receipts include 4 miles of coupons

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Picture the U.S. as a patient and the doctor says we need bleeding-edge tech, experimental genetic therapy, and possibly nanobots, but we're at CVS buying essential oils, vitamin gummies, frebreze, and boner bills thinking we'll be just fine. Pharmacist be like, melatonin isn't going to help.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Our so-called leaders have turned this great nation into the sweaty unwashed taint between bleating assholes and screeching cunts and somehow both sides think they’re the heroes while huffing each other’s gas.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If a monster truck rally got coked-up and fucked Twitter, the offspring would be today’s U.S. government.

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